Baconeer

A bacon enthusiast. Similar to a buccaneer as in a pirate, but a baconeer searches for only the juiciest, thickest, and tastiest bacon. Epic meal time is a clan of baconeers to the extreme

Vegetarian: Bacon is so gross. You want some uncooked cauliflower?

Baconeer: No thanks I Just made the leaning tower of pizza out of bacon and I'm gonna eat it.

Vegetarian: ...eating animals is wrong and we should respect-------fuck it let me have some

by Baconeer July 23, 2011

Baconesque

Not the pursuit of perfection, but the achievement of perfection.

Man that guy is so impressive. He is baconesque.

by timtitties December 15, 2009

Baroned

Losing a race at the very end after being so far ahead.

The hare got Baroned by the tortoise.

My Aces just got Baroned by 10s.

by e72 September 28, 2012

Bare Baconess

Derives from the term Dance like Bacon,used to describe someone who cannot dance

dance like bacon

This term covers all areas

The date was Bare Baconess

The man is Bare Baconess!

Her Weave is Bare Baconess

Her dress is bare baconess

by The WTC August 25, 2008

Baroned

The act of loosing one's dignity during a drunken night of being creeped on ultimately hooking up with that creep. And being shamed in the morning.

Girl -Oh man guys I got Baroned.
Friends- OHHH NOOOOO!

Girl - guys look whose in my bed!
Friends- YOU GOT BARONED!!!!!
Girl - damnit, not again.

by Girls who've been Baroned March 9, 2009

Bacondom

When you wrap a rasher of warm bacon around your penis before inserting into an orifice or masturbating.

Last night I wrapped some bacon around my wiener and used it as a condom. It was a bacondom.

by One21jiggawatts January 27, 2019

Baconese

A religion where bacon is idolized and worshiped

What kind of religion do you study Mrs. F?
Baconese....bacon is my world.

by Andrew Winner November 17, 2010