Chinese Backsplash

A water stream shooting into one's rectum after a turd has plunged into the toilet. May sting.

'"Dude think I got aids from the chinese backsplash in that truckstop bathroom."

by Salami Sandwich In My Pants August 5, 2009

Blacksplaining

Typically when a black negro will explain something which is often contradictory or in favor of blacks, or an inverse of reality

"Looting is racist towards blacks, you can't say looting" blacksplained the black negro about the looting blacks
Blacksplaining

by Phil Feenicka November 24, 2021

Barsplain

L.p. When you have to explain basic bar ettiquete and recipes to drunk sixty year olds who revert to toddler status after one vodka soda

I had to barsplain why a gin and coke doesn't go together

by Gender_theft April 6, 2022

Norwegian backsplash

When you take a shit while doing a handstand and it splashes onto your face

Did you hear what Paul done? He said he done the Norwegian Backsplash

by Sinszy March 24, 2020

backpain chain

flava flav-ish, heavy-weight chain

-look at his massive clock-type chain of his. looks heavy.
-it is. it's a backpain chain

by tchareza December 14, 2010

Alabama Backsplash

Combination/variant of Cleveland Steamer, dump truck, rusty trombone, and Dirty Sanchez only filthier. During the act of intercourse, one parter deposits/sprays a significant amount of fecal matter directly on the head, face, neck, mouth, and possibly genitals of another or others.

Also known as the matter pushed out while working an Alabama Hot Pocket.

Origin: Southern United States.

She's so special to me, the Sanchez just wasn't enough. That's why she got the Alabama Backsplash. It was mother's day after all.

by Stoolio April 26, 2009

backslang

Backslang where I grew up was to add sylabbles to the start of words, and change the first letter. It's harder to write than it is to speak. Usually gone with 'G' or 'M', so I remember.

'Say what is that strange language?'
'Backslang, fool.'

Gillgi gillagow gillagar gillagou, would translate to Hi, how are you?

Millamat millamar millamou millamup millamo, would translate to what are you up to.

by Didj. March 9, 2008