backlog

a very long turd which has been sitting inside you for quite a while. Other turds have passed by into the poo bin but the backlog just sits there and builds up. One day you will clear the backlog and when you turn around for the inspection you will be totally amazed. You'll also feel a bit empty!

Glad I've cleared that backlog.

by doctor filth October 21, 2007

Backlog

A backlog occurs when a man, for reasons sometimes unknown, hasn't ejaculated in a long period of time. After this dry spell ,when the man ejaculates what emerges is reffered to as the backlog. This backlog is usually a massive amount of abnormally thick jelly-like cum that has been stored by his testicles over this period of time, and if not handled correctly can cause a massive mess. Backlog frequently occurs in men that are in relationships becuase they are so caught up by their girlfriend that they forget to regularly service themselves.

Guy 1: Hey man, I finally broke my dry spell after I broke up with Julie last night.
Guy2: Wow really? What was the damage?
Guy 1: Nothing much, just a serious amount of backlog and a serious mess afterwards.

by MrMortimer69 June 3, 2011

backles

Bacon + pickles. esp. Kosher dills wrapped with bacon at least above the quality of Korn King.

When you're wife is pregnant, she wakes you up at 3am and MUST HAVE bacon, a smart man knows she will next want pickles so wraps the kosher dill in bacon and saves himself the trouble of two trips. AFter the first time she will say, "Honey, go get me some backles!"

by Fargo J February 18, 2009

cackle backle

a gay mans sex organ (manginer) or arse.

have you been having it up the cackle backle?

by darren lowe March 23, 2005

backleft

when two streets intersect like a "y", and you have to make a turn onto another street that feels like you are almost going back in the same direction.

Dude. It's easy to get to my house...

...go to the intersection at "Jim-Bob's Liquors and Repairs Cheaper", and make a backleft onto Loser Ave...I'm the first house on Loser...

by Spam Spam Bacon Spam August 27, 2009

blackleg

When someone does something just uncalled for and unnecessarily retarded.

Bro, did you see what Devin did last night? That dude really pulled a blackleg.

by Thatoneguythatpoppedoff November 22, 2020

backlogger

When someone takes a shit in the back part of the toilet (the cistern), resulting in poo particles in the bowl when flushed. Normally done to someone you dislike!

1) Oh no, some one has done done a backlogger! There is shit everywhere!

2) Dude, I backlogged that bitch at the party last night!

by Phantomlogger March 27, 2011