The Backboard

(n.) The process of slamming your partner's head against the backboard of your bed, so as to knock him/her out.

So I was having sex with my girlfriend, and it was so awkward, because she woke up, but it was cool, I gave her the backboard and it all worked out.

by Shoeless October 17, 2005

Blackbeard

A big fuck-off pirate

Oh shit it's blackbeard!

by Ferretface1 April 13, 2019

backboard squirt

When you nut on her back

He finished off with a backboard squirt

by Bigpiss.com September 29, 2023

Amish backboard

Butt stuff during a power outage.

Dave asked since we are in a blackout why not a little Amish backboard

by white-choclatte June 12, 2017

blackbeard

the act of projecting semen upon the face of your partner in intercourse and immediately following this action with the immediate removal of their pubic hairs and then applying the pubic hairs to the "glue" that the semen has created upon one's visage. this will create a unique portrayal of the infamous "blackbeard the pirate" who raped, pillaged, and plundered the lost souls on the atlantic ocean

After Janine passed out at the Halloween party I gave her a blackbeard to complement the pirate costume she was already wearing

by forsafesexuselatex July 7, 2004

blackbeard

the act of jizzing in anothers eye and kicking them in the shin as they stand up. therefore giving the impression of a peg leg pirate. (also known as dirty pirate)

my bitch wasnt cooperatin so i straightened her out with a blackbeard.

by mmm October 3, 2003

Backboard

Woman with flat ass

I leaving this club to many backboards

by Triple A buzz August 23, 2016