grown man baby

When you dress your infant son in adult-like clothing such as jeans and collared shirts such that they look like a miniature grown man.

Look at that little grown man baby!

by skb1212 July 4, 2014

homeless hairy man baby

Elia V.

A child of many mysteries, a phenomenon, may have come from Area 51

Oh my god, Elia, the homeless hairy man baby is coming!!

by uncookedgarbanzobean9 July 28, 2019

I am a giant man baby gay boy

A phrase that you put as your friend's status when they forget to log out of their Facebook.

I forgot to log out of my facebook yesterday, and when i logged in this morning, my status was "I am a giant man baby gay boy."

by orofino high school January 26, 2011

Independent Baby Man Dog

When your adult dog that is cute, cuddly, spoiled, treated like a loved baby, and is constantly at your side, is suddenly in the mood to be a strong independent man dog who don't need nobody.

We were cuddling all morning, and now Pooma has disappeared off on his own somewhere in the house being an independent baby man dog.

by Junkyard Pirate July 29, 2021

Eagle Man Baby Sauce

What your "friend" says when he is just blazed

*robot unicorn attack playing in background* "Eagle Man Baby Sauce" {friend} What? {you}

by dumbdick October 27, 2010

Little baby man

A person - typically a male individual - who is submissive in nature and usually short, can be a brat as well.

Look at this little baby man! Aww, he wants uppies!

by dishwasherhehehehe September 15, 2022

B**** made man baby

The cheating type man that is basically in another woman's pocket but is also an adult baby man

When she got home from work I noticed that his girlfriend had been in the house all she could think to herself was b**** made man baby.

by Kcboommm June 8, 2023