Basoteaniamensurophobia

The fear of a falling tape, from a tape measure. Known as the only measurable fear.

Everyone thought he would've chosen a different career than carpentry due to his case of Basoteaniamensurophobia.

by Jellyman451323 January 8, 2020

baboey

I dont but it is funny

baboey

by Osama bin laden :) October 8, 2020

Babster

To be extremely annoying and complain alot.

Quit bitchin you lame as babster.

by Im2cool April 21, 2010

Babsterbation

A unique fixation, wherein one finds himself engorged in his nether regions upon watching Babar Azam bat. Common side effects include delusions, ejaculations at the mere mention of babar. In rare cases we have seen subjects creating shrines of said person and bellowing statistics whilst shadow practicing Babar Azam's cover drive with their penis.

Also see statsurbation.

Bro I can't hang out tonight.Babar Azam is gonna bat tonight, have prepared everything for an epic babsterbation session. Need some me time with Babs.

by Babs4life May 22, 2018

Baboes

often confused with babies, baboes are actually geeky and talented musicians with poor grammar

those baboes really ooooooooed right then? man are they geeks

by jazzzyjazzzzyyygirl July 14, 2019

Babyteen

This is a teen that still sleeps with stuffanimals and wants cuddles from anyone :) but they aren't innocent in there mind

Dude I hooked up with her she is a babyteen tho no cap

by Talon.rae June 24, 2020

babateethed

When you go to babatash a person but get their teeth instead of their upper lip

“You just got babateethed”

by Barrytheunicorn November 12, 2020