bnp

A intelligent and legitimate pollitical party in the United Kingdom

I'm voting for the BNP because there are no longer any left wing parties and if you look at the political spectrum, the BNP are closer to the old socialist left than any other middle of the road toss pot parties we have around today. That and the fact that there are just so many paki's, i know most of them contribute the the econemy and have done good things, but they threaten our culture, and thats way more important than the econemy, any white person who does not agree will be sent into the gas chambers with the rest of the vile fuckers

bnp by mr smith March 8, 2005

bnp

BNP is a term coined by British Asians to describe a park bench full of alcoholic vagrants that smell of urine and drink anything so long as its cheap and contains alcohol (mouthwash, and meths etc).

Ravi, come here, you see if you dont get a job when you leave school you will be spending your life over there with the BNP.

bnp by Pavan Choudry January 20, 2008

BNP

Big nordic penis; to distinguish from BBC (big black cock), and identical with BWC (big white cock). Most often used in British slang, esp. among skinheads, where racial distinctions are salient. Only significant to the larger population to understand what the fuck they're referring to.

That brunette really likes sucking an uncut BNP.

BNP by Germ Lucidius December 28, 2017

Blatant Nazi Plague. (BNP) 

This condition struck the UK in 1982. It is believed that the 'Blatant Nazi Plague' (BNP) was brought on by the prolonged seasons of the 'Nazi Flu' (NF) from the previous years.

Nazi Flu originally came from a strain of an American virus called Kunt Kuntty Kunt. (KKK) (Come from the Cherokee word for CUNT).

Symptoms; The compulsion to wear 'Jack boots', tight jeans or army fatigues with braces, bomber jackets and white T-shirts. (NOT to be confused with Punks)

Full loss of hair.
Sporadic raising of one arm accompanied by racial tourettes.

Violent out bursts also known as a 'Pakibash' or 'Queerbash'.

Unquenchable thirst normally treated with Skol lager, Newcastle Brown or Kestrel Super strength.

The World Health Organisation (WHO) have stated that they have identified a mutation of the (BNP) virus, they have called this mutation 'Erectile Dysfunction Louts'(EDL) WHO found that this mutation is mainly found in white males with male relatives who have suffered with either or a combination of both NF and/or BNP.

Oh dear Raj, the skin headed men approaching us seem to be suffering from 'Blatant Nazi Plague. (BNP)' I do hope we don't catch 'Blatant Nazi Plague. (BNP)' from them!

Blatant Nazi Plague. (BNP) by Alexander P Jones December 4, 2010

BNPP 

The British National Party People: A British political party consisting of people who like parties, and enjoy making fun of the British National Party.

Guy 1: Hey I just joined the BNPP
Guy 2: Isn't that a racist party?
Guy 1: Nah you're thinking of the BNP
Guy 2: So what's the BNPP?
Guy 1: The British National Party People! (breaks into trademark BNPP dance)

BNPP by Dick Griffin October 30, 2009

BNPL 

Buy Now, Pay Later

"It blows my mind that my parents put down their down payment on a house then they were 26 and 28 and I'm using BNPL to buy yogurt."

BNPL by Sarkreth June 17, 2022

BNPJ 

Brand New Person Journey!
It means discovering a new sense of self. When you’re on this journey you are building a better relationship with your self,friends, teachers . You name it! This helps positive opportunities enter and alter your lifestyle. WHOS READY????

Kaylee why are you so happy?
Oh, I’m on my BNPJ!

BNPJ by THEREALLJ February 18, 2022