Blort

The sound effect of someone stepping on a large fish.

'BLORT'!! Hey Maynard, quit stepping on my fish!

by Big Polla April 22, 2025

blort

when you fill your diapee with poopies from pushies >:3

*playing with my toys*
*grrmbl*
my tummy hurts...
imma make pushies :3
*hrrggh*
*blort*
i love pushies and making poopies *smursh*

by pamperblowouts January 31, 2026

blort

The remaining frozen (versus melted) portion of a malt or milkshake, which "blort"s out, into a blop, in your glass.

As Curtis pretended to drink from his stainless-steel malt glass, the sizeable vanilla blort gained speed exponentially.

by WhatDoesNireKnow December 15, 2025

Blerta

An intelligent, sexy, smart and trustworthy person. She will give up anything that is everything for a person she loved. A Blerta will try to make everything better when things are down. Blerta wouldn't mind if people loved her or hated her because if they hate her they can hate her but she will try to still love that one person. Blerta will never let someone give up. She has a heart full of gold. She can also be quite shy until she gets to know you then she is bright as a star. She finds the beauty in everything. She tends to be very cautious when it comes to guys and romantic relationships because all the men she have dated in the past or just the men that broke her heart but when she does love she gives them their full heart. She is a wonderful secret keeper and always a great shoulder to cry on. Treat her with as much respect as she treats you and she will never backstab you, walk all over her and treat her like crap and you're going to regret it cause she’ll forgive but never forget. If you are ever so lucky to meet a Blerta or have one in your life never let go of her she will be the best friend you can have and she will have your back through some crazy shit, you'll never have to fight any kind of battle alone cause she will always be there when you need her. Meet one and she will love you until the end of time that is if you don’t stomp all over her heart because you’ll regret the day you ever crossed a Blerta. They always keep their word.

Damn I think im in love, she's a Blerta!

by ilovecane June 17, 2016

blarted on the job

When you're going down on your partner and randomly blow on his or her genitals to make a farting noise

"Lorrie why are you so pissed at Kevin?!"
"He blarted on the job last night; I couldn't even get off"

by Love Me Sexay! February 20, 2015

Bloated Violin

A sexual act which involves a man resting his buttocks on his partner's shoulder, while his partner rests her chin upon his pelvis and proceeds to stroke his penis, as if playing a violin.

Jordan enjoyed Amy's musical talents far more after she demonstrated her skills with the bloated violin.

by Shaguar28 January 23, 2012

Blerta

She is this sexy bombshell that is both confident and manipulative. Many guys like her but shes a closed book. A blerta has a good and evil side and she is lowkey the devil

-Beware she’s a Blerta

by LAURENBY April 16, 2020