BLORT

It is a new cuss word

What the blort is wrong with cussing

by Baconpastatortoise March 6, 2022

Blort

A somewhat derogatory term used to describe someone or something you dislike

Bro he is so blort

by Jacob Allen March 19, 2024

BLORTED

When killed in a videogame in an unexpected, over the top or ridiculous manner

We were playing squad and couldn't make it out of spawn we just kept getting blorted by a tank from across the map

by Ivanent April 1, 2022

BLORT

another way to say fuck\fucker or ass

you blort, well blort

by kk09 February 2, 2022

Blort

The sound effect of someone stepping on a large fish.

'BLORT'!! Hey Maynard, quit stepping on my fish!

by Big Polla April 22, 2025

blort

The remaining frozen (versus melted) portion of a malt or milkshake, which "blort"s out, into a blop, in your glass.

As Curtis pretended to drink from his stainless-steel malt glass, the sizeable vanilla blort gained speed exponentially.

by WhatDoesNireKnow December 15, 2025