bingle is the sound of the bell that rings when ding dong someone's opinion is wrong. Used when you want to let someone know they are incorrect
wrong friend: puppies suck!
correct friend: my dear friend, it appears that in your testimony of the perspective that you have on the current scenario, that I found a contradiction between both of our standpoints regarding the quality of the subject in question, Therefore, it is with modesty that I must announce that through a logical deduction that this contradiction should not and thereby must not exist, the perspective that you have chosen to standby is deemed invalid. Bingle.
correct friend: my dear friend, it appears that in your testimony of the perspective that you have on the current scenario, that I found a contradiction between both of our standpoints regarding the quality of the subject in question, Therefore, it is with modesty that I must announce that through a logical deduction that this contradiction should not and thereby must not exist, the perspective that you have chosen to standby is deemed invalid. Bingle.
by Notwhomstyouthink March 17, 2018
1) This cocktail is SO bingles!
2) I had such a bingles time today!
3) You are SO bingles girlfriend! ding. dong.
2) I had such a bingles time today!
3) You are SO bingles girlfriend! ding. dong.
by wolfman102 April 26, 2011
A portmanteau of the terms "bitter" and "single". Indicative of a person who is not in a committed relationship and bitter about their previous relationship's demise, or are longing for a mate and bitter about the fact that they are single.
by Kenny Bowser April 11, 2008
John : You wouldnt believe what happened to me last night. I had just jumped out of the shower and didnt know Warren had let himself in to my Joint.
Tom : Oh No
John : He totally Bingled me
Tom : Thats Terrible
Warren : It was Hot
Tom : Oh No
John : He totally Bingled me
Tom : Thats Terrible
Warren : It was Hot
by Johnny Freeway March 06, 2010
by Chicken Wing King September 02, 2007
It is impossible to bingle with a Campo girl, they are embarrasing.
I tried to bingle last weekend after prom, but I went with a Campo girl so I didn't reach any base. In fact I struck out.
This weekend I batted 3/4 in bingles. But not with junior Campo girls, only sophs and seniors.
I tried to bingle last weekend after prom, but I went with a Campo girl so I didn't reach any base. In fact I struck out.
This weekend I batted 3/4 in bingles. But not with junior Campo girls, only sophs and seniors.
by Mrs. Hebert June 07, 2004
by Oz~Gal March 16, 2010