bingle is the sound of the bell that rings when ding dong someone's opinion is wrong. Used when you want to let someone know they are incorrect
wrong friend: puppies suck!
correct friend: my dear friend, it appears that in your testimony of the perspective that you have on the current scenario, that I found a contradiction between both of our standpoints regarding the quality of the subject in question, Therefore, it is with modesty that I must announce that through a logical deduction that this contradiction should not and thereby must not exist, the perspective that you have chosen to standby is deemed invalid. Bingle.
correct friend: my dear friend, it appears that in your testimony of the perspective that you have on the current scenario, that I found a contradiction between both of our standpoints regarding the quality of the subject in question, Therefore, it is with modesty that I must announce that through a logical deduction that this contradiction should not and thereby must not exist, the perspective that you have chosen to standby is deemed invalid. Bingle.
by Notwhomstyouthink May 12, 2018
Get the binglemug. 1) This cocktail is SO bingles!
2) I had such a bingles time today!
3) You are SO bingles girlfriend! ding. dong.
2) I had such a bingles time today!
3) You are SO bingles girlfriend! ding. dong.
by wolfman102 May 17, 2011
Get the binglesmug. A portmanteau of the terms "bitter" and "single". Indicative of a person who is not in a committed relationship and bitter about their previous relationship's demise, or are longing for a mate and bitter about the fact that they are single.
by Kenny Bowser April 11, 2008
Get the Binglemug. John : You wouldnt believe what happened to me last night. I had just jumped out of the shower and didnt know Warren had let himself in to my Joint.
Tom : Oh No
John : He totally Bingled me
Tom : Thats Terrible
Warren : It was Hot
Tom : Oh No
John : He totally Bingled me
Tom : Thats Terrible
Warren : It was Hot
by Johnny Freeway March 6, 2010
Get the Bingledmug. by Chicken Wing King September 10, 2007
Get the Binglesmug. It is impossible to bingle with a Campo girl, they are embarrasing.
I tried to bingle last weekend after prom, but I went with a Campo girl so I didn't reach any base. In fact I struck out.
This weekend I batted 3/4 in bingles. But not with junior Campo girls, only sophs and seniors.
I tried to bingle last weekend after prom, but I went with a Campo girl so I didn't reach any base. In fact I struck out.
This weekend I batted 3/4 in bingles. But not with junior Campo girls, only sophs and seniors.
by Mrs. Hebert June 7, 2004
Get the binglemug. by Oz~Gal March 16, 2010
Get the Binglemug.