bidgaf

"Boy I don't give a fuck."

James: Dude, jackson's online.
Betty: BIDGAF

by newjersie_ May 23, 2020

Bigass

The phrase "big ass" just together because you say it like they're one word anyway.

Jason: "Bigass nigga on a scooter drinkin Caprisun"

by b i g n i b b a h o u r s October 11, 2020

Bedgasm

the intense feeling of orgasmic euphoria after just having had sex in your dream only to wake up mid thrust and realize you just had sex with your bed...

Definition Courtesy of Z-Pain after realizing his brother Jiggy is a lonely horndog.

"I had a bedgasm last night, it was terrible, I'm a lonely man."

by Messy22 February 23, 2009

bigasscoon

A big ass black man

Yo dat dudes a bigasscoon

by RexBoi October 21, 2018

Bedgasm

The feeling of euphoria when you lay on bed after a very long day of work. Basically an orgasm with the bed.

Ahhh I had a bedgasm yesterday.

I can't wait to have a bedgasm.

by Js creative mind April 11, 2019

bedgasm

Bedgasm is part of Operation Mindfuck: Golden Apple Seed Mission, or Omgasm.

It involves playing jokes on a friend or acquaintance by sneaking into bed with them, especially when they think you're someone else.

When you see the look of utter shock when they realize you aren't their boo, you have a bedgasm!

Hey, home! I snuck into your Discordian American Princess's bed last night and she said let's do sharies! When she saw who I was she had such a shock on her face it gave me a bedgasm!

Oh yeah? You should see the look on your face when I punch your face in. How about a punchgasm, mother fucker?

by Dildorgasm January 30, 2009

Birdgasm

1. To be aroused by the mating rituals and/or calls of a Yellow Red Billed Hornbill

2. To have sexual thoughts and/or excitement with a very large seagull

3. Bird feeder sex

" I had my first african birdgasm at the local watering hole today."
"Dude, aren't they the best?"
"Fuck yeah, I was so aroused by its mating calls"

by sweetfhsccrunner June 4, 2009