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Benedict 

A baby daddy's should of been last name...
Hey baby daddy your last name should of been Benedict cause u have been a dick ur whole life.
Benedict by 361kam July 3, 2025

Benedict Cumberbatch 

Someone with and incredible face with gorgeous cheekbones.

His voice makes thousands of women go crazy (man as well).
A few serial criminals have a severe addiction to him, and play mind trick and games with him.
He is very smart and intellectual.
Keeps many obsessed girls screaming for hours on how incredible he is.
When he winks, he makes some hearts stop for a few moments.
He is incredibly talented, and super cute.
He often is a very weird, smart, and abnormal character. He is the cutest detective sometimes, at other times he is a weird doctor. And at other times he is some kind of mix between a woman and man, who whips a Zoolander and Hansel.
Besides being a weird, yet incredibly unique character, he is a pure fantasy.
He is a total "Benediction".
He is a gorgeous, and this message is to Cumberbatch from all of your Cumbercookies "We love you! You are the best actor ever! You are so handsome, and funny! keep going, Benedict! We love youuuu!"
Someone: who is your favorite actor?
Me: BENEDICT CUMBERBATCH! Who else is there? He is just awesome!

Benedict Arnold 

When you "pull a Benedict Arnold", you sell out your side and join the stronger side of a situation out of fear, not honor.

Originated from the American general during the Revolutionary War whom switched to the British side of the war after being past over by congress for a promotion.
"I seen that mother fucker hanging out with those dudes that jumped me; Pulling a Benedict Arnold."

benedict cumberbatch's laugh 

The most beautiful, melodious, and sonorous sound known to man. Also see "otter call" and "Butterscotch Crumplesnack's laugh."
An unfortunate accident involving Benedict Cumberbatch's laugh in a BBC interview yesterday caused over 1.6 million fangirls to be hospitalized for heart attacks or bizarre Apnea incidents.

Benedict Donald 

A newly coined and already very popular nickname for the Trumpster, born of the 2019 impeachment inquiry.
Well you know, back in the old days when we were smart about these things, someone like Benedict Donald would be dealt with very differently!
Benedict Donald by Dr Bunnygirl September 28, 2019

Benedict Armani 

The term describing your girlfriend's gay male friend who constantly makes you look bad.
"John's girlfriend just told him that her best friend Russ said all men with roving eyes are cheaters and don't value her. Once again, he found himself the victim of that Benedict Armani."
Benedict Armani by Max1mus October 17, 2006