BODMAS

The order, in mathematics, of precedence of operations:
Brackets, Orders, Division, Multiplication, Addition, Subtraction.

So 3 + (3 * 4)

Often used as a dumbed down version of PEMDAS. Quite widely used in the British OCR GCSE mathematics course.

Very much different to ordered precedence, whereby the equation is processed in order of writing.

Using BODMAS, 3 + 8 * 2 = 19
Using ordered precedence, 3 + 8 * 2 = 22

This can be fixed using brackets, (3 + 8) * 2 = 22

by Burningmace July 16, 2006

Bedgasm

When you masturbate without touching yourself. Often done by blowing at your penis.

Kerry: Yo Ray, I had the best bedgasm last night!
Ray: Really? What did you use to do it?
Kerry: Air from my lungs

by ReginaRT April 18, 2015

bedgasm

A feeling of complete and utter euphoria which peaks when climbing into bed at the end of an 18-hour workday, a long road trip or hours of extremely strenuous physical activity. Under perfect conditions, the physical release has been likened to that of an intense sexual experience.

It was a three hour drive in the middle of the night, I could barely stay awake. When I got home, I climbed under the covers and had a ten-minute bedgasm.

by tagz July 29, 2007

badmashing

Combination of badmouthing and bashing, often used by a person that studders or has mush-mouth.

The sales rep was such an annoyance as he kept badmashing us in hopes it would make us look bad. In the end, it made him look like a total douchebag, and he lost!

by btedstrom October 2, 2009

Bedmosa

Much like a mimosa, however you take it to bed with you and place in a preferable location. A nightstand or headboard for example. That way when you wake up there's a mimosa all ready to start your day with

Oh big day tomorrow, I'd better pour myself a Bedmosa for the morning

by drinkdaddy June 24, 2016

BODMAS

Originally created to help computers and robots deal with long, bracketless sequences of mathematical operations which real people never see in real life, BODMAS has transmuted into a trap for unwitting humans, usually placed on Facebook by so-called friends.

Typical Facebook entry: I am clever because I know BODMAS and all my friends are stupid because they don't. I bet they can't get this right: 2 + 4 x 10 - mainly because I am too lazy or too ignorant to use brackets which were invented to prevent this type of ambiguity.

by JannerJohn February 19, 2017

Bedass

Bedass who is cool and all but also sits on his couch eating chips and contributing nothing to society

"Caerot is bedass dude"
"Who's caerot?"

"Your mom"

by MisterDebil June 2, 2020