the beatdown squad is the expression of a much sought after imaginary social service. according to common usage, this is how the beatdown squad functions:
person a decides that person b is a goon and decides that he needs to get a good beating. fortunately, he doesn't need to get ugly because there is a social service which caters to this social need.
thus, person a goes to a public phone and dials 1 800 beatdown to file a beatdown request of person b with the beatdown officer who handles the phone call. the beatdown officer carefully pre-evaluates the case asking all the pertinent questions which will be needed in the beatdown hearing of person b by the beatdown committee.
thereafter, the beatdown case is evaluated by the beatdown committee at the beatdown hearing and the committee either approves or rejects the case on its beatdown merits. if the case is approved, then the committee issues an official beatdown order and hands it over to the beatdown squad.
the beatdown squad is composed of enough individuals of the highest integrity and the skillset to beatdown any individual completely and safely. thus composed, the beatdown squad knocks on the door of person b, officially informs him on the issued beatdown order and gets his signature of beatdown concession.
thereafter person b is beatdown by the beatdown squad.
person a decides that person b is a goon and decides that he needs to get a good beating. fortunately, he doesn't need to get ugly because there is a social service which caters to this social need.
thus, person a goes to a public phone and dials 1 800 beatdown to file a beatdown request of person b with the beatdown officer who handles the phone call. the beatdown officer carefully pre-evaluates the case asking all the pertinent questions which will be needed in the beatdown hearing of person b by the beatdown committee.
thereafter, the beatdown case is evaluated by the beatdown committee at the beatdown hearing and the committee either approves or rejects the case on its beatdown merits. if the case is approved, then the committee issues an official beatdown order and hands it over to the beatdown squad.
the beatdown squad is composed of enough individuals of the highest integrity and the skillset to beatdown any individual completely and safely. thus composed, the beatdown squad knocks on the door of person b, officially informs him on the issued beatdown order and gets his signature of beatdown concession.
thereafter person b is beatdown by the beatdown squad.
by sk1nnard November 3, 2006
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Lyrics are mostly about tough life, humanity, money, friends, power, lies,... Pretty much influenced by hip hop culture and music. Nowadays crossed with trap rap.
On the gigs there are more typical harder type of moshing (slam, crowd killing, capoera moves,...)
Bands like Nasty, Words Of Concrete, Cold Hard Truth,...
Lyrics are mostly about tough life, humanity, money, friends, power, lies,... Pretty much influenced by hip hop culture and music. Nowadays crossed with trap rap.
On the gigs there are more typical harder type of moshing (slam, crowd killing, capoera moves,...)
Bands like Nasty, Words Of Concrete, Cold Hard Truth,...
A - "Hey! I was at the Words Of Concrete gig yesterday!"
B - "Great! That's the beatdown hardcore band, right? I bet there were many freaks crowd killing each other. "
A - "Indeed. And also there were a merch shop. They sold their new album Negative Vibes on vinyl record!"
B - "Great! That's the beatdown hardcore band, right? I bet there were many freaks crowd killing each other. "
A - "Indeed. And also there were a merch shop. They sold their new album Negative Vibes on vinyl record!"
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1.Mythical place that is used to describe a home for the down trodden,losers,outcasts,as well as other social disasters.
2.Place where idiots,and morons are relegated to when their actions are deemed "Beatdown worthy".Here they will be pounded into submission and reformed.
3. Nickname for Wildwood,Fl
2.Place where idiots,and morons are relegated to when their actions are deemed "Beatdown worthy".Here they will be pounded into submission and reformed.
3. Nickname for Wildwood,Fl
When that chick on her cell phone cut me off in the turning lane,I caught up to her at the light and took her to Beatdown City! Her phone looked great under the wheels of that semi.
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Get the Beatdown Status mug.A phrase in the ROBLOX game "Your Bizarre Adventure" where someone is using a "beatdown" referring to the "7-page Muda beatdown" in the anime/manga JoJo's Bizarre Adventure
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Get the beatdown spammer mug.The most beat moment in a Halo 3 multiplayer game where when attempting a beatdown both you and your target simultaneously beat each other down. This unwarranted death usually results in the end of a killing spree and a profanity ridden verbal crusade against the opposing team.
Johnny- "OK, 2 more kills for a killing frenzy!"
Joshy- "Fuck the sniper! Beat that bitch down!
John goes in for the beatdown, but they both kill each other
Johnny- FUCKKK!!! That was such a beat beatdown! Those fucking prepubescent niggers on the other team are fucking glitching!!!!!
Joshy- Or.... maybe you just suck....
Joshy- "Fuck the sniper! Beat that bitch down!
John goes in for the beatdown, but they both kill each other
Johnny- FUCKKK!!! That was such a beat beatdown! Those fucking prepubescent niggers on the other team are fucking glitching!!!!!
Joshy- Or.... maybe you just suck....
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