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My grandma got hit with a bazooka.
Bazooka by Adriannexoxo March 10, 2026

Bazooka Wormhole 

A geek obsession that results in countless lost hours exhausting every aspect of trivia related to the niche subject.

A compulsive preoccupation, at times against your will, with the minutiae of a particular topic within geek culture.
Danny receives an email from Hot Topic announcing a ”50% Off Clearance Items” sale. Danny examines Hot Topic web site and stumbles upon a “G.I. Joe Bazooka Jersey T-Shirt.” Danny suffers spaz attack and places order. Levels of spaz in blood stream remain high impelling Danny to:
1) excavate vintage Bazooka action figure
2) rewatch episode of G.I. Joe Resolute wherein Bazooka dies
3) youtube classic G.I. Joe episodes in which Bazooka appears
4) scour old Marvel G.I. Joe comics for inclusions of Bazooka
5) prepare blog entry about Bazooka

Friend to Danny: "You fell in a Bazooka Wormhole. What's it look like on the other side?"

The subject matter can vary greatly but the course of events is similar. A specific aspect of geek culture catches your fancy and before you know it you have exhausted every square centimeter of trivia related to this parent specimen. You do not stop for nourishment until you have achieved professorial status in that particular subject.
Bazooka Wormhole by CantinaDan January 19, 2010

bazooka bop

When one gets bopped in the head by a set of hooters, jugs, or large "bazookas". Can be both intentional or unintentional.
1) Cody got knocked the fuck out by Samantha's bazookas after teaching her how to play football.

2) Gordy was jumping on the trampoline with Miranda. She accidentally gave him the bazooka bop when her heavy hangers smacked him cold upside the head.

3) Latifa was pissed at Deshaun for smoking all her crystal. She gave him the ole' bazooka bop to the side of the face.
bazooka bop by jdrubadub August 28, 2010

Bazooka Bottom 

D.C word for very large onion shaped behind or a large behind a man can't handle
Aye, youngn right there got dat mean bazooka bottom.

I couldn't even hang, shawty was workin dat bazooka bottom.

"You gotta bounce dat,shake dat,twirk dat bazooka bottom!"~ccb
Bazooka Bottom by GmobHuni May 25, 2005

Bazooka Bubble Gum 

After a male has made love to his partner, the partner grabs the condom with the males cum in it and chews the condom like a Bazooka Bubble Gum. When the male is satisfied with what he sees, he then proceed to tell his partner to blow on the condom making a " Bubble" until it pops. This will then leave a cum residue all over the partners face.
Did you hear about Jimmy last night? I heard his girlfriend Bernice chewed his Bazooka Bubble Gum!
Bazooka Bubble Gum by JayNJay July 18, 2010

bazooka nips 

this is a term used to describe a females nipples that are wide and long, so that they look like bazooka's
hey, that girls got some bazooka nips on her...
bazooka nips by Patrick Mackay February 23, 2006