Bauserman

To be physically terrible at anything you try. To be 30 years or older and still hanging around teenagers and trying to succeed at a sport. The act of being the worst possible person you can be.

Phill: Wow you suck at football you couldn't be more of a Bauserman if you tried.

Terry: Did you see that kid totally get rejected by that girl
Chris: I know he has no swag typical Bauserman move.

by Sebduck123 October 16, 2011

baustista

A nice latino, who is strong and very charmy. He loves a blowjob at 10:00 am. He is great at basketball, baseball, and football. He is also the cousin of El Chapo and is a drug dealer.

Harry: Hey baustista, hows your day ?

baustista : Its good

by The White Kobe November 29, 2016

Bausage

Someone or something that is utterely awesome.

A ricoculously hot chick.

A bacon-wrapped sausage.

Dude that Authority Zero concert was totally bausage.

Man, your moms boobs are bausage!

by wam213 June 11, 2006

Baustralia

Any area, both digital and tactile, inhabited by the poet Eric Baus.

Hey, can I cover over to Baustralia and burn some CDs?

by Noah Eli Gordon February 6, 2008

Bausen's Law

Bausen's Law 175=300

Bausen's Law its worth plate=kill

by Tarpe September 5, 2023

Baust

A combination of the words "Beast" and "Boss".

Brotato 1: Check mah omni-force, broh.

Brotato 2: FFFFF... explain to me how to baust lul.

by CHRISY BEAR May 9, 2011

baushka

A screw up; some one who constantly screws up

"Whoops, i made a baushka."

"That baushka can't spell babushka right."

by Matt Mo August 7, 2007