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bayside high school

the worst school in the history of mankind. everyone there is fucking mentally retarded. all they care about is weed and sex.
person a: hey what school do you go to?
person b: bayside high school.
person a: LOL you're fucked bud.
by fdsfasfa March 12, 2017
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Babysitter

Someone who dates or hooks up with someone significantly younger than them.
What a babysitter
by the gb June 9, 2011
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babysitters club

Collective name for any group of lightweight bitches who nurse the same beer all night or warehouse beer like it ain't no thing. Members of this club often resort to faking drunk to not seem like a pussy in front of real drinkers.
Derives its name from a ridiculous book series for little girls.
Timmy: "Oh man, I'm SOOOOO wasted! I must have had at least 20 beers tonight!"
Steve: "Yeah, right! I've seen you warehousing like a mofo all night!"
Timmy: "Well what I mean is I took 15 shots before I even came here."
Steve: "BUUUULLLLLLSHIIIIT!!!"
Matt: (mocking Timmy) "RING, RING, RING! Hello...babysitters club! Timmy speaking! Oh of course I can babysit your beer tonight, Mrs. Johnson...but I can only handle one. If I get two beers in me I usually puke my pants. OK, sounds great. Toodles!"
by Nick D October 25, 2005
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Baysplosions

1.) A technique used in movies to attract men's interest. It contains many explosions and is usually directed by Michael Bay. The T.V. show Robot Chicken is responsible for coining the term Baysplosions.
Go to http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KRS90V8BQGo

That movie was only good for the baysplosions.
by rawramp February 25, 2009
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babysantana

babysantana is a 14 year old rapper who hasn’t missed yet. I think he’s 14 idk his age isn’t rlly out for the public yet.
Steven: bro u listen to babysantana?
Jordan: that 14 year old rapper that goes hard on every song?

Steven: yes bro he on the come up!
Jordan: ong
by xanfool October 6, 2021
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Babys arm

Slang for a huge penis. Sometimes used in conjunction with various fruit to add to the size implied, most commonly apple or plum. Ex 1- His penis was so big it looked like a babys arm holding a plum (or apple).
That guys penis was so big it looked like a Babys arm holding an apple.
by babysarmwithapple August 4, 2009
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be my babys daddy

when having sex with a women without a condom, before you pull out she holds you in and yells be my babys daddy!
ex: frank:im gonna come, im pullin out
melinda: hell no, be my babys daddy!!
by rangle frangle September 12, 2009
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