Awkwardacity

The measurement of how awkward something is, usually measured in awk's (Ak).

Boy 1: "So uhhh, bro...I slept with your sister last night."
Boy 2: "What the heck bro!? The awkwardacity of that has no bounds!"

by iMetzgermeister December 1, 2010

awkwardly high

When a person of high tolerance for weed becomes extremely high off of one good rip of a bong,bowl,blunt,etc..

symptoms include: silence,nausea, heavy breathing, crazy thoughts, loss of pigment in the face, awkward behavior

example 1:
keith- "Duddee Kevin just killed the gravity bong!!"

(2 minutes later..)

mark- "What's wrong with kevin? Is he alright??"

keith- "Yea he'll be alright but dudes soooo awkwardly high right now"

example 2:
girl- (talking to her friend)" blahblahblahblah.. HEY! haven't you heard a word I've said??"

boy- "Not at all to be honest im really awkwardly high right now...."

by rel112345 December 21, 2010

de-awkwardize

To make something less awkward.

That ice breaker worked really well to de-akwardize that meeting.
Laughing at yourself helps de-awkwardize an embarrassing moment.
Using a 45 degree angle instead of a 90 degree angle helped de-awkwardize that corner.

by Jen and Katie January 7, 2008

awkwardtism

a disorder in which a person believes everything, or mostly everything is awkward and the person is also very awkward in general.

dude that kid over there definitely has awkwardtism

by chaz the abramo kid January 1, 2010

awkwardly endearing

What one becomes after having a crush on an awkwardly endearing individual. Like an STI the curse of being awkwardly endearing can be passed on through even minor contact.

When that individual who at one time attained the ‘biracial bombshell’ status loses her ability to engage in regular social encounters without saying something odd. Examples include multiple references to: Manchester City, graphic novels, the library, War and Peace, and timbits. This awkwardly endearing master status cannot be used to account for the recent Distal Radius fracture suffered by this individual. Any such bone-breaking must be attributed to a previously existing clumsiness condition.

by Voldemort IV May 7, 2008

Awkwardiness

When there no one in a theater and your jumping around with your friends and someone walks in on you.. awkwardiness is born.

"Oh, the awkwardiness!"

by pseudonym slim March 1, 2010

Awkwardive

Some idiot's messed up version of saying the word "operative" leaving the other people involved in the conversation feeling awkward.

Nathan: He's trying to succeed!

Erika: Trying being the awkwardive word.

by erinf1005 March 25, 2010