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Single Awareness Day

February 14th, basically the same as Valentine's Day. Boyfriends and girlfriends (as well as husbands and wives) are more lovey-dovey towards each other and single people are very well reminded by this that they don't have a boyfriend/girlfriend. Either way, if you're single and not loving it or single and perfectly okay with it, VALENTINE'S DAY = SINGLE AWARENESS DAY.
Girl in a Relationship: "Happy Valentine's Day. My boyfriend and I are going to this big Valentine's Day party at his house and a bunch of other couples will be there too. You want to come?"

Unhappily Single Person: "I can't...I don't have a boyfriend like all my other friends." (walks away feeling left out)

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Girl in a Relationship: "Happy Valentine's Day! What are you doing? My boyfriend and I will be going out to eat tonight...it's going to be great!"

Happily Single Person: "Well that sounds great! My friends and I will be going out to eat tonight...we're all single and okay with it!"

(at dinner)
Person in a Relationship (to her boyfriend): "I love you so much and I want to spend the rest of my life with you forever and ever!"

Single Person (to her girlfriends): "Happy Single Awareness Day!"
by st_clair59 October 29, 2009
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What are you doing tomorrow?

Isn't it April 10th?

Yeah!

Well, it's Bubblewrap Awareness Day!
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