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average Joe

An average joe is a symbolization of an average American person (generally male). The term was used mainly in the late 90s - early 2000s, when the majority of America's population consisted of middle class citizens. Usually falls under the following traits: considered not to be dumb nor smart, follows any kind of sports (and also drinks heavily when their favourite team is not doing well), works five or six days a week (usually as a white collar worker), and comes home every night to sit on their sofas and watch TV.
Teacher: What do you want to be when you grow up, children?

Stupid child: Mommy said I could be anything, so I want to be a billionaire!

Asian: I want to be a doctor (because my parents are going to kill me if I dont!).
Child of American heritage: I want to be an average Joe.
by gimme the money August 29, 2016
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Average Homeboy

A rapping legend that took the internet by storm, the whitest thing since sliced white bread. Raps to crazy casio keyboard mixes.
White Guy A: Did you hear about this new guy Average Homeboy
White Guy B: He makes me feel secure about being middle class
White Guy A: Looks like the already tainted reputation of white rappers is taking another beating
White Guy B: Wanna go eat mayonnaise?
White Guy A: Do I ever
by NegativeFeedback May 18, 2006
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Sicker than your average

To be better than the average. A little bit better than normal. Originated in Biggie Small's song "Hypnotize".
My car is sicker than your average.
by Eurostance November 28, 2010
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a method by corporate fat cats to make people buy their products by intruding into just about every damn website motorway road and TV station to fuel their own personal greed
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by Potatoman December 20, 2003
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presidential alert

An alert given by our hot president to alert us about stuff like when he takes a shit!
by Vormix October 3, 2018
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Crackerbread average

Feeling about someone the same way you feel about crackerbread. You do not love it but you also don't hate it or have a problem with it.
Bianca: do you think Shawn Mendes has a cute face?
Nicole: No I just think he is crackerbread average
by MendesLover101 July 13, 2019
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haram alert

by anti-haram guy January 26, 2021
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