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link clicking aversion

When someone doesn't click on a link for fear of opening a website containing a virus.
Dave: What was that link in that email you sent me yesterday?
Mike: It was a link to our wedding website.
Dave: Oh, I didn't click on it because I have link clicking aversion.
Mike: It said in the subject line that it was our wedding website and the email came from me. What is wrong with you?
Dave: I have a problem, I'm seeing someone
by stlhoosier December 18, 2012
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Onion Aversion Derangement Syndrome (OADS)

A psychological condition characterized by an extreme and irrational aversion towards individuals who abstain from consuming onions. Individuals afflicted with Onion Aversion Derangement Syndrome (OADS) display symptoms of severe derangement, often exhibiting fits of frustration, anger, or rage when confronted with someone who declines food containing onions or inquires about its onion content. This syndrome manifests as an exaggerated emotional response, leading affected individuals to lash out or become agitated in situations involving onions or onion-related dietary choices.
Despite Sarah's best efforts to politely decline dishes containing onions, her colleague Betty often succumbs to Onion Aversion Derangement Syndrome (OADS), erupting into fits of frustration whenever Sarah's dietary preferences are mentioned.

Tom's Onion Aversion Derangement Syndrome (OADS) became evident at the dinner party when he aggressively berated his friend for refusing to taste the onion-laden appetizer.

Jenny's Onion Aversion Derangement Syndrome (OADS) reached a peak when her roommate opted not to order pizza with onions, prompting a vicious outburst about culinary preferences.

The online forum erupted into chaos when a user with Onion Aversion Derangement Syndrome (OADS) attacked another member when they suggested a recipe should not include onion, sparking an all caps meltdown about dietary choices.
by JohnsonMcsandwhich February 11, 2024
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Censorship Aversion tunnelling

The tactic used my social media conglomerates and/or corporations to artificially inflate their user numbers by enticing a user(s) to create multiple accounts due to being shadow-banned or censored without explanation or with vague explanation.
(Also known as 'Catting' or 'to cat')
The social media company is being sued by their investors for Censorship Aversion Tunnelling.

I created a 2nd account because <social media company> catted me.
by Jadeline H August 11, 2018
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