autopsy

A Death Metal band. They are GODS!

Guy 1. Hey fall out boy is cool
Guy 2. NO way Autopsy would kill them

by hah ppooe February 5, 2008

autophagous

eating one’s own flesh or bodily organ.

Can you conceive of an autophagous animal?

by uttam maharjan November 10, 2011

autophobic

A person who is scared to drive their car in any inclement weather conditions due to an accident they experienced in the past.

The autophobic person was affraid to drive their car in the rain due to having met with accident on the route 84 at some point in the past.

by Lion-Helmsley February 4, 2014

Autophilia

the love for one's car; the urge to have sex with or masturbate to a car; other words may include autopheiliac

"Lets have sex!"
-No Response-
"Don't worry I'll be gentle"
-Still No Response-
"Oh you don't want me to...well then get ready for all your dreams to come true"
-If you haven't figured it out yet he is talking to his car and is suffering from autophilia.

by XC Girl June 24, 2008

Autopsy

A combination for the words Automatic and pussy. Used to define a girl who will give it up easily or when a man knows he will be getting some that day.

"Dude it's my birthday today so I better be gettin some autopsy from her"
"Yeah that girl is total autopsy. All you need is a few drinks"
"Let's go pick up some autopsy at the strip club"

by C9 the 1st May 10, 2008

autophotografarming

The act of taking one's own picture in the mirror for Myspace, Facebook, etc. while holding a stack of as many living cute farm animals as possible.

I think autophotografarming is so beast after seeing Jesus's new Facebook picture he took of himself in the mirror holding a chicklet on top of a kitten on top of a baby bunny on top of a silkie hen on top of a baby deer on top of a baby pig?

by dattajack December 13, 2012

autopay

The act of waiting for bills to pay for themselves

I am autopaying my student loans

by kcvis May 4, 2014