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Autistic

A misunderstood developmental disability that interferes with a person's ability to properly and/or appropriately communicate with others. Of course, uneducated assholes on the Internet believe it to be "fancy words" for the slur retarded.
"This game is so autistic!"

"He disagrees with what I'm saying even though it makes no sense and he makes a valid argument? He must be painfully autistic."
by MacCraw June 4, 2018
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automatic circumsizers

A tool used for automatic circumsizing.
Really. How the hell could you need a definition for this?
Weird Al: Would you look at all that stuff ...
They've got allen wrenches, gerbil feeders, toilet seats, electric heaters
Trash compactors, juice extractor, shower rods and water meters
Walkie-talkies, copper wires safety goggles, radial tires
BB pellets, rubber mallets, fans and dehumidifiers
Picture hangers, paper cutters, waffle irons, window shutters
Paint removers, window louvers, masking tape and plastic gutters
Kitchen faucets, folding tables, weather stripping, jumper cables
Hooks and tackle, grout and spackle, power foggers, spoons and ladles
Pesticides for fumigation, high-performance lubrication
Metal roofing, water proofing, multi-purpose insulation
Air compressors, brass connectors, wrecking chisels, smoke detectors
Tire guages, hamster cages, thermostats and bug deflectors
Trailer hitch demagnetizers, automatic circumsizers
Tennis rackets, angle brackets, Duracells and Energizers
Soffit panels, circuit brakers, vacuum cleaners, coffee makers
Calculators, generators, matching salt and pepper shakers
Noob: wotz teh fock
by Niggadicks July 6, 2006
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Semi-automatic African Nipple Rockets

A very large african american women with big nipples that, if provoked, will immediately result in rockets flying out of the nipples. (in semi-automatic form)
Coach: ROCHELLE! WATCH OUT FOR THAT ZOMBIE!!11!!1!
Rochelle: OH LAWDS MAH SEMI-AUTOMATIC AFRICAN NIPPLE ROCKETS BE FIREN!!!!!1
Ellis: OOOOO SHI-
by omgnipplerockets January 9, 2010
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Automatic Family

The term used when a man or woman marrys someone that has kids.
Man, I love that girl to death, but I am not ready for an automatic family.

Dude, she's got kids?

Yea, three little rugrats.
by B. Hanback May 21, 2008
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armalite ar-10 carbine gas powered semi-automatic weapon

The Narrator's weapon of choice.
If I were you, I'd be very careful who you show that to. Because the person that wrote that is dangerous. And you never know when this button-down Oxford cloth psycho might come to work with an armalite ar-10 carbine gas-powered semi-automatic weapon stocking from office to office pumping round after around into co-workers. It could be someone you've known for years. Someone very, very close to you.
by Silence November 9, 2003
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Autistic

A word used by arrogant and ignorant dumbfucks to call people stupid. This term is extremely ironic, because most of the geniuses of the past, including Einstein, Newton, and Bill Gates. Whoever uses this term derogatorily should be publicly beaten.
"wow man James is so autistic he got a 36 on the test"
"James if you don't shut the fuck up I'll give you 36 broken bones"
by anonymous October 21, 2020
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automatic

The automatic transmission is the type of transmission that ALL dealerships THINK everyone wants.
Go to any auto dealership and find a car or truck without an automatic transmission in the model that YOU want with a manual transmission
by HunterXray March 9, 2007
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