Autonomic sensory meridian response

Known as ASMR, you know that Weird Shit that make you feel worse than a 40 year old hairy man about to pull down his pants and open his fly behind you.

Boy 1: what’s your favorite content?
Boy 2: ASMR AKA Autonomic sensory meridian response
Boy 1: bro you are fucking weird

by hatred makesmefeelbetter July 22, 2022

autodominionist

People in cars who believe that roads are their exclusive domain and oppose any other use, e.g., bicycles.

Mandatory registration of bicycles is just another autodominionist attempt to control the roads for themselves.

by StuInMcCandless August 4, 2008

autosomnia

the uncanny ability of a passenger to fall asleep in a car as soon as it gets on the road

Nick has autosomnia, he is always the first one asleep in the car.

by Mike424 January 17, 2009

Automomeal

When you purchase and consume a meal without ever leaving your automobile.

We hit Wendy's drive through for an automomeal and ate it in the car.

by HumaneAnimal August 16, 2017

autonomous erotica

A person who pleasures himself in a self-driving (autonomous) vehicle. You don't have to hold the steering wheel, so you have two free hands. autoerotica, masturbation, touching oneself, self-pleasure, handjob, auto, car, Google, Google car, Apple car, autonomous vehicle, self-driving, autojacking

I now know why all of these researchers want to go on all of these autonomous vehicle test drives alone. It's called autonomous erotica. Yikes!

by joecoolthefool April 20, 2016

Augonomical

An extremely large amount of an item or multiple items.

This is an Augonomical mess!

by Meya13 March 12, 2011

antinomialism

without labels

Universalists practice antinomialism.

by JollyranchersSuk July 25, 2011