Astrophobia

A niche internet micro celebrity who makes breakcore music (if you can even call it music) and posts about irrelevant vocaloid producer drama on my twitter timeline. I think he’s known for being “underground” but kids will call anything underground nowadays.

Person1: Have you heard the new astrophobia song?

Person2: bill please this is your grandma’s funeral

by WippityWap February 3, 2022

asstrophysics

The study of how ones ass works within space and and the daily physics of life

"Did you see Becky today?"
"Yeah man, her ass was defying the laws of asstrophysics"

by Asstrophysicist December 2, 2014

astrophobic

having or showing a dislike of or prejudice against people of a certain astrological sign; astrophobia

“That date I went on the last night?! Found out he was a virgo! Gross!”

“Girl, that’s so astrophobic of you. You can’t just judge someone solely on their astrological sign.”

by picklesucker808 April 12, 2021

Astrophel

A femboy that knows the entire five nights at Freddy's and Resident Evil lore just as much as the back of their own hand. They are also generally a femboy by nature and he will simp for anything for any edgy man in black.

Leon Kennedy was one of Astrophel's favorite characters they loved everything about him.

by NarwhalKing August 24, 2023

Cat-astrophe

A play on words with the word cat and the word catastrophe.

Person 1: "There are so many stray cats by my house!"
Person 2: "That must be a Cat-astrophe!"
Person 1: ಠ_ಠ

by Prince Wilford Of Bosnia November 4, 2017

astrophysicist

a astrophsicist is a student who lesrns about astronomy or is figuring how planets,stars,galaxy etc.... work or where they came from i am learning about space and i plan to be a astrophysicist

hey, what do you want to be when you grow up, i want to be a astrophysicist

by anonymous November 25, 2021

testicular atrophy

When a wild, macho, "man's man" gets with a woman that dominates him and, figuratively speaking, castrates him.

Tony used to love to hang out and party all night, gettin all kinds of ho's! Then he got with this domineering b****, now he's suffering from testicular atrophy.

by Jaime Choo the JUBU August 5, 2008