Sexual Assort

When someone makes you question your sexuality, because they are very attractive (or disgusting.)

"Damn, he's so fine, I'm feeling like I could be straight just for tonight... What a sexual assorter!"

"Bro after being with her for so long, I don't think I can be with another woman again... She's just sexually assorted me."

" I think I just turned those straight guys bi, put me down for two years for sexual assort."

by Ben is Zero September 12, 2021

Assorted cookies

A group of beautiful women. (A variety pack) Females of different natural hair colors, skin tones, races or socioeconomic backgrounds etc. Engaged in a singular activity. Walking, wine tasting, shopping, a spa day, or making sex. et al

I saw some assorted cookies at the park.

by 1-Ball April 12, 2023

ASSortment

Refers to the variety of female posterior-types that a majority of horny studs like to have access to... small tight firm round derrieres for spanking and lap-sitting, large floppy jiggly heinies for deeper more satisfying kneading and squeezing, flatter and more massageable buns for simple rubbing and caressing, and so on.

Some dudes choose to stick with one type of butt-cheeks for all of their squeezing/spanking/humping needs, but as for me, I prefer more of an ASSortment.

by QuacksO September 21, 2017

Assortion

Another word for “assortment”

“Wow, you have an assortion of towels.”

by Magn0l1@ October 30, 2021

assorted alcohol

A variety of alcohol which one would bring to a party

Female:What do you consider "assorted alcohol"? Lol

Experienced Male: A good variety of alcohol one would bring to a party. Like your brothers 18th birthday party.

by My wallet has a cactus in it July 09, 2017

Dirty Assortment

Making a desperate snack run to the fridge and grabbing a random selection of food items that do not go together at all.

"Just got myself cake, salmon and ice cream. Its a dirty assortment"

by Boxjellyfish May 09, 2017