Assin The Engine

When one male of a large size with the nick name " Big Engine" is unexspectant of foul action that is coming at him , and his agressor "Matt" taticaly get's infront of Big Engine' face and " Bare Ass Farts" while farting spreads his ass cheeks open and makes contact with the Big Engine's head or face with a strong chance of fecies flying from Matt's ass and landing on the engine.

While watching the Sheild Matt backed his bare ass up and spread his cheeks and assed the engine. This is called
" Assin The Engine"

by Big Engine October 31, 2008

fat assin'

To slow poke around, to move slowly like a fat ass, or to drive slow on the freeway. ALso means to talk to someone.

Stop fat assin' around, I need to get home.

Man 1: *phone rings* Hi baby, im sitting here fat assin with Bruce, let me call you back.
Woman on phone: "Huh????"

by maddizzletwentytwizzle November 22, 2007

Ass Assinator

A fag (homo)who wants to look at another guys ass and probably has thoughts of getting in that ass and destroying it

That fag over there is an ass assinator and he's checking you out.

by I throw craze October 2, 2003

assin' off

Running off somewhere, on a whim or in a fit of rage without thinking of the consequences of ones actions for doing so.

"You should've thought about that before you went assin' off down there and got yourself into trouble"

by Nurserachel98 November 27, 2013

Cab Assin

A girl with a mighty fine, mighty large ass. One suitable for more than one person. A two (at least) seater.

Friend : "Damn, that girl is Cab Assin, there is more than junk in that trunk"

Me : "I know dude, I would go half on her fare if you get my drift."

by erodahs July 15, 2010

Ass-assination

When a donkey dies.

Maury Povich: Oh no, my donkey died.

Oprah: Damn, man. Ass-assination is always tough.

by GenericSusan19 October 12, 2017

Ass-assinate

To fuck someone in the ass so hard for so long that they literally die.

I fucked your Mom... balls deep in the ass... for 24 hours straight... until she died.

I ass-assinated her!

by asstastic August 22, 2012