The act of pressing on ones taint, in an effort to aid in the movement of extremely large, and rock hard turds.
Went to take a shit today and started giving birth to a 4 day old brick that was as long as a 20oz can of red bull. Had pull out the grundle assist. That was the last time I ate a whole plate of Mac and Cheese from there.
by JimmyJongTidings January 22, 2018
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They are very beautiful and often have sexy curly hair.
Assia's may be little but they have big and amazing personalities.
They are very beautiful and often have sexy curly hair.
Assia's may be little but they have big and amazing personalities.
by The cute girl July 7, 2016
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by mohantypower August 6, 2014
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They pulled the answer out of their ass.
They pulled the answer out of their ass.
"If eagles were to fight bears, they would win 13.7% of the time"- Asstat
"You've ruined 67% of my life!"- Asstat
"I only lie 32% of the time"-Asstat
"I've only locked you out of he house 32 times"-Asstat
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"You've ruined 67% of my life!"- Asstat
"I only lie 32% of the time"-Asstat
"I've only locked you out of he house 32 times"-Asstat
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by Sandraudiga February 13, 2015
Get the Asstat mug.(Noun) when one or more people are engaged in a task where no further assistance is required but another party offers assistance that contributes nothing to the completion of said task.
(Man 1 and man 2 are lifting a box onto a shelf)
Third party: do you guys need help
Man 1: no we've got it.
(Third party places a hand on the box as it is placed on the shelf)
Man 2: thanks for the Rich Assist.
Third party: I'm just trying to help.
Third party: do you guys need help
Man 1: no we've got it.
(Third party places a hand on the box as it is placed on the shelf)
Man 2: thanks for the Rich Assist.
Third party: I'm just trying to help.
by TheCaptain65 May 9, 2014
Get the Rich Assist mug.by Spencer_n January 14, 2020
Get the Rolling assist mug.When you place drugs on the tip of your erect penis and insert it into your partners anus placing it correctly into the small god-gifted supposity pocket.
by just sum fukin guy June 8, 2018
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