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assholism

the act of being an asshole
you and your assholism is getting on my nerves!
by inventor-X October 30, 2011
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assholism

When you fuck with someone's shit to the point that you deserve to die.
Connie Marble, you stand convicted of assholism. The proper punishment will now take place.
by Surfin Bird January 3, 2008
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De-assholization

The process by which a person becomes accustomed to an asshole member of a social group and is then able to look past said asshole's behavior and appreciate him for the color of his personality.

The term was coined in the late 90's by the inhabitants of the (now defunct) Intel Call Center at the Heathrow campus of the Convergys Corporation.

Also known as: Getting to know Kevin 'Ribbs' Chance, a tall German kid from Deland Florida who had a flare for being an asshole in the most exciting of ways.
Loocious: Damn Kev, you're an asshole

Ralph: Loocious, YOU need to go through De-assholization.

Fury: Yep.
by Socialcommentary2000 May 4, 2005
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assholism

A term to describe the characteristics of a player.

This includes:
Knowing to make a guy/girl laugh
How to keep your other coming back
Slick language
Knowledge of body language
Manipulation of the mind.
Why do all the cute, fresh guys have to be assholes?
Because they develop assholism.
by myexperience April 25, 2011
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assholism

the condition characterizing irresponsible and disrespectful humans who care only about themselves
those people are not wearing mask, assholism has got them or what?
by @andoniou March 13, 2021
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Once we finally captured B on Shipment, I realized I had a gapetus assholeum.
by Mitchell Wright January 20, 2020
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assholism

Assholism is so common these days. We keep hearing about all sorts of crimes as well as bullying in the schools. It's terrible!
by funny fellas January 13, 2014
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