Assfuck

Insult or sexual term

Your an assfuck for cheating on me!
Assfuck me!

by SHITISAHOTASS October 9, 2021

Assfuck

When you go to the bar with your pals for a good ol' time and the big ol' muscular, 3 alien penised, Dom comes in when you're all drunk and brings you home.

Guy 1: dude, I witnessed an assfuck last night
Guy 2: woah, really??

by Abc123urmommaeyyyyyy October 10, 2021

assfuck juice

A concoction made by college students that typically consists of 12 beer (preferably keystone light), a handle of cheap ass vodka (Vitali), 2 juice concentrates (usually lemonade or limeade). Causes you to wake up in the morning feeling like you were just fucked in the ass. A.K.A Pink panty droppers and hop skip and run naked. Makes one hell of a night, but usually ends on a bad note

"Man that was a crazy night and that juice was amazing. It really fucked me in the ass though. What should we call it?"

"How about Assfuck Juice."

by Karl N September 12, 2007

assfuck baby

1. a person somehow conceived and delivered through the anus
2. someone lacking in common sense

You know that John's parents didn't want any more kids. He's their assfuck baby.

by assrasher December 3, 2013

Assfuck of dawn

When you have to wake up so early that the world is fucking you in the ass.

I have to wake up at the assfuck of dawn tomorrow.

by Dak-kota December 6, 2022

assfuck nowhere

The place you are left after you drive for hours with a stranger on boatloads of date rape and you get raped...

She was left in assfuck nowhere.

by jrosek July 23, 2009

Assfuck Cheap

Extremely cheap italian food like cheaper that Olive Garden amirite?

Dude ravioli is assfuck cheap. not like at the big O.G. amirite?

by Chuncky maonko34 July 12, 2007