Assflab

When a fat person walks in front of you and and you can't stop staring at that random skin flap that is on both ass cheeks that makes it look like they have four ass cheeks.

"Dude, check out Jen's assflab."

"Ah Man! Fuckin' gross, not cool."

by Reddit0r February 8, 2013

Asslynn

A girl named Ashlynn who is very attractive and has a nice ass. Known as “Asslynn”. There is no one else like her, she is one of a kind.

“Geez, Ashlynn has a nice ass!”
“You mean Asslynn?”

by itslucaaa March 4, 2019

Asselya

Asselya is a wonderful person, inside and outside. She is shy but very kind. This name can perfectly match with the name Christopher

Asselya is a Turkish name

by imzychan November 21, 2021

Assfluencer

A narcissist who pretends to go to the gym to workout but really just stands around filming her ass. Oftentimes they may falsely accuse unsuspecting men by setting their camera up in the center of the gym, so he has no choice but to glance in her direction.

Bro, be careful, that Assfluencer over there is just looking to Me2 some poor schmuck.

by Thewardenrules February 22, 2023

assflogger

a person who enjoys spanking of the ass.

dude, hes such an assflogger...look at him smackin up on that girl while fucking her doggy style.

by lauren February 7, 2004

Blue-ass fly

A British/Scottish/Irish way of saying house fly, and to make it sound like you’re doing alot, when you actually arent.

person 1: “I’m running around like a Blue-ass fly!

person 2: “oh! need any help?”

person 1: “im not actually doing much but it’d be a big help!”

by sulqur May 31, 2018

Assfliction

The slang term for the clothing worn by an MMA-wannabe or "bad-ass" wannabe. Usually a cheap cotton t-shirt or jeans marked with screen-printed skulls, crosses, or other design typically associated with the "biking culture". Term is a combination off the term "asshole" and "Affliction", which was one of the popular clothing lines sporting these designs. Also a slang term for clothing that at one time was trendy, but has become too commonplace to be a true fashion statement.

That guy over there wearing the Assfliction shirt, yeah, the wannabe MMA tough guy who's too much of a pretty boy to have ever seen, much less been, in a fight.

by Leucifer1976 November 17, 2011