assparade

Once known as Buttparade; this seemingly simple idea has exploded into the most awesome erotic fantasy known by any badonk-a-donk lover. Assparade is one of many Bang Bros. productions. Watch for D. sanchez and his fucked up hand.

Nadnerb: Dude! I just had an ultimate Fi-Fi when I saw Flower squirt on Assparade.

Jock: Yea, I saw that episode! That filthy ho squirts on the camera lens and then licks it clean!

by El Jock January 30, 2007

assbarf

to assbarf
from the Latin assious barfious
the act of barfing out of your ass

Oh shit man, I just had a nasty assbarf
<kankraka> I'm assbarfing

by port9 January 28, 2004

Assfacia

A disease in which your face begins to resemble your hind quarters.

"Nah, she's got assfacia."

by Bluto October 24, 2003

Hey assface! You have the face of an ass!

What you say to an unfortunate individual who has an ass for a face.

<Kilt:> Hey assface! You have the face of an ass!
<Bilt:> ( ))<(what?)

by B-Drac January 28, 2007

assfro

When an anus is adorned with a large quantity of curly hair.

Tom went down on Miriam with the intention of rimming her beautiful little puckering asshole only to find a stenchous hairy assfro!

by brentionary March 25, 2009

Cocksexual Assfaggot

A man, specifically a gay man who lusts after the cock while dreaming and fantasizing about having it shoved up his ass.

Roland you cocksexual assfaggot, get the hell away from me!

by SpofoAnon March 8, 2008

Assar

A word meaning to be a total pimp, always looking cool.

Dude, did you see that Assar walkin' down 5th avenue?

by damon13 August 11, 2008