Monkeys-asser

A monkey that shakes it’s ass everywhere. Beats children with ass.

Aw fudge my son was monkeys-assered. He has a big dent in his check now.

by MonkeyBooty June 28, 2019

HALF-ASSER

Someone who tells you half of the truth

When your man or woman leaves out an important detail in a certain situation hince a half-asser

by applebtm July 14, 2009

Smoke-blower-upper-asser

Someone who can make you want to buy something.
alias: sales-man, seller, pitch-man, promoter.

"That kid was a good smoke-blower-upper-asser, i bought two boxes of cookies."

"I'm in training to be the best smoke-blower-upper-asser around!"

by The_Pariah September 23, 2009

jack asser

A person who feels the need to destroy everyone’s property for no reason other than because he’s an arse hole.

Did you see jerry at work yesterday breaking the boss’s shit? He’s such a fuckin jack asser!

by Jesus f’kn Christ July 22, 2021

asser

if you wanna call someone an idiot but not call them an idiot

'How do you know he has a tiny dick'
'IT'S A JOKE YOU ASSER'

by Sinnicle May 2, 2021

Assers ass

A person with an awfully large juicy stupid dumbass ass..

Damn.. that guy over there asser..? Has assers ass..

by Dee_0 July 31, 2021

Asser

Not a bad word
Hmm it refers to someone who maybe looks like a weirdo...kinda authestic as known later
Just wanna help for nothing
They say that person is kind hearted idk
Loyal.
Left handed
A good listener I think
Hmmm what else

He is kinda "Asser"

by anonymous March 4, 2022