soft served ass cream

when a woman is deep throating a man, and he hits her uvula with his cock. this causes her to gag and puke in his dick hole. afterwards, he procedes to fuck her. when he busts, and she creams, the man pulls out as the fluids drip and flow into her ass. the woman then shits in the man's mouth in a swirling motion.

I went to rita's yesterday. your mom gave me some soft served ass cream. it tasted like shit

by icecream, sex, larry, shit, sexy May 6, 2008

ass cream

Function: abbreviation
"Assorted Creams"

The box of Russell Stover Assorted Creams was abbreviated "RS Ass Cream" on the receipt from the pharmacy.

by RyeBeachPharm February 5, 2010

ass cream

When their is cum/seamen in your bum.

Man i was so drunk last night that when i woke up i had ass cream i dont even know how

by ur bother June 3, 2010

ass cream

The art of being a dumb ass

trying to make progress with a chick and a friend walks up and says "So hows your girlfriend?" What a ass cream.

by Dickwadd July 15, 2006

ass cream

The shit that looks like lotion when it slides out of your asshole. It's delicious :D

When i took a shit last night it looked liked ass cream, so I put it in a basket and made some urine all over it and then shoved a dildo up my own ass. It was dank.

by the cream pie master 69 January 26, 2010

ass cream

also called preperation h 2.a dumb ass prep

britney is a ass crem/whipe
2.i use ass cream its good on the hole

by ??? February 5, 2003

California Ass Cream

When one person shits into a cup and then wraps the other person's penis around it and begans to have Oral sex with it.

Oh yeah, my Girlfriend gave me some California Ass Cream two nights ago!

by werdtobigbird June 2, 2009