assmaster

An expert at anal sex and often used in connection with a martial arts theme.

Jill's new boyfriend is an eight degree black belt, maximum thickness, assmaster and Jill's ass is his new dojo.

by cartman69 March 30, 2005

Assbastard

An arrogant prick lacking a father figure in his life.

Jim Hedican is such an assbastard

by Tyx2 November 20, 2007

Super Master Ass Blaster

One who is exceptionally skilled in all types of combat.

Whoa! Bruce Lee was the Super Master Ass Blaster of his time

by The SARS Volta August 6, 2005

airblaster

radical snowboard company with such products as the headbag, and the sars jacket.

THEY DO WHATEVER THEY WANT!

dude i just bought a red airblaster sars jacket

by we do whaterver we want November 25, 2004

Tarkatan Ass-Blaster

When preforming reverse cowgirl anal sex, take your partner, and spin her wildly like Baraka's spin move from Mortal Kombat.

Jim, I totally gave Miranda a Tarkatan Ass-Blaster!

by Geno-Cyde May 24, 2011

ben and jerry’s ass blaster

A condom filled with frozen ice cream.

Oh boy, yesterday my girlfriend gave me a Ben and Jerry’s ass blaster. It felt so good.

by Tarrarę March 16, 2021

Assbastard

Child conceived by an unmarried woman having unplanned anal sex.

Farouk is a total assbastard.

by Blkprep May 1, 2018