mormon assault vehicle

another term for a station wagon, mini-van, or any other kind of vehicle that is targeted at the "family" demographic(also M.A.V.)

"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."

by KVRX January 10, 2005

assault weapon

An amorphous term coined by those who support gun control. Applied to semi-automatic weapons that cosmetically resemble fully automatic firearms.

When gun manufacturers began making these so-called assault weapons without the things that made them look menacing, the gun grabbers cried that a "loophole" was found. Well, duh...they would be the last to see that the changes were cosmetic in nature.

by tradesman February 9, 2005

nuclear assault

a kcikass thrash band that started in 1984.

nuclear assaults best albums are surivive and game over

by john connelly May 15, 2006

assault with a deadly weapon

If you are not being threatened with violence then pointing a gun at the other person would constitute assault with a deadly weapon (felony) and brandishing a firearm. If you didn't have a concealed carry permit, you would also be guilty of carrying without a permit (first offense misdemeanor or felony, second offense felony). You would be arrested, lose your gun, go to jail, probably for more than a year, and lose your right to keep and bear arms. Exact penalty would depend on plea bargaining, the quality of your attorney and what the judge had for breakfast.

Some fool starts yelling at you after a fender bender and you pull out your glock and he calls the cops it will probably be assault with a deadly weapon.

by sanitycruzer October 11, 2011

Assault Rifle

A term for a rifle made up by the media to make rifles sound scary. Try putting the word assault in front of anything that could hurt you when the wrong person uses it. Now it sounds scary, right? You're on your way to becoming a news reporter.

I'll shoot you with my assault rifle!
I'll beat you with my assault bible!
I'll hit you with my assualt car!
I'll punch you with my assault fists!

by thegrindstone January 20, 2015

Sexual Assault

Any act consisting of physical contact of a sexual nature without consent. This can include touching, groping, licking, oral sex, or sexual intercourse. Also according to many state laws any of these acts committed while one or more parties is under the influence of drugs, alcohol, or loss of consciousness can be classified as sexual assault, as these factors inhibit ones decision making ability, and therefore consent cannot be established. Sexual assault can be male on female, male on male, female on male, or female on female.

Me and Mandy were drinking at the party, we ended up having sex, and I even gave her a ride home in the morning, but now shes claiming sexual assault! The worst part is that we were drunk so it doesn't matter that she said yes! and now I'm Fucked!!!

by Moonshine1 July 20, 2010

star fox assault

The 2nd Star Fox game released for the Gamecube. People often argue that it's the worst in the series, but it returns to the mission style in Star Fox 64, unlike the previous game Star Fox Adventures. That being said, unfortunately, there's only one path through the game. For the most part, the controls suck and most of the stages aren't just purely in Arwings like Star Fox 64. But, once you get used to the controls, it can get quite fun, especially when upping the difficulty level. There are even some stages when you can jump in and out of Arwings and Landmasters freely!
Also, the multiplayer mode allows you to select whether to be in Arwings (or Wolfens when unlocked), Landmasters (tanks), or just on foot right off the bat. There's also a massive variety of game modes and weapons to choose from.
In addition, there's a lot to unlock, the dialogue isn't bad, and the music absolutely RULES (well, only on the single player stages...); a lot of it is taken from SF64 and redone. It may not be the best in the series, but it's still a solid game that some can appreciate.

Anonymous 1: Star Fox Assault sux!!! SF64 pwns its ass!
Anonymous 2: Dude, give it a chance. It's not the worst game in the world T_T

by Fireball1783 August 10, 2007