Asstardia

1. A planet not known to common earthlings where Asstards reside

2. A mental state of total ignorance and bliss

3. A group message where people talk about their messed up lives

Let's go to Asstardia
I have achieved Asstardia
I ranted about my mouth on Asstardia

by Penguin from Asstardia April 22, 2017

asstard

Not just an ass, not just a retard. And asstard

dmi is a silly russian asstard.

by ASDFGASD December 17, 2002

The same type of stand as star platinum

So its the same type of stand as star platinum is a jojoke that Jotaro says when DIO unleashes Za Warudo

"Behold My Stand, Aerosmith!"
"So Its the Same type of Stand As Star Platinum."

by Lanaxian October 7, 2020

asstar

A sticky turd remnant left on your asshole. Also known as shoe polish.

I had asstar so bad all I could do was take a shower to get clean.

by EdFrie January 8, 2009

asstard

What you get when you cross an asshat with a fucktard.

Get a load of what this asstard did.

by Anonymous May 13, 2003

asstard

Someone that acts like a complete (jerk) when proven wrong.

Says and does dumb things to make you look like a (bitch).
Treats someone badly cause they are diffrent

He is an asstard treating her that way

by llittle bird January 6, 2013

asstard

Blend of asshole and retard. Can be used in place of or in conjunction with rehole.

"You stupid asstard!"

by K-Statik October 30, 2003