busier than a one legged man in an ass kicking contest

To be so busy, that you will never finish your job

"There is no way I can finish that too!" "Im busier than a one legged man in an ass kicking contest!"

by Frainslug November 5, 2005

Assbutter

Assbutter is an english translation of the word rövsmör and is made by depositing your "man milk" into someone's ass and churning it with your rod. It's mostly used to be as disgusting as possible.
It originated from Northern Sweden.

I made some nasty Assbutter last night with Tim

by Pyromanen December 31, 2012

assluster

Someone acting lackluster however in an assy sort of way.


biotch dumbass

You stupid-ass assluster

by Beerinder May 16, 2004

assbutter

The butter that is created from a hasty wiping and a sweaty hot day.

I am churning up a mess of assbutter.

by Frothywalrus January 19, 2008

assburster

Based on Alien franchise.
A log of shit so large and painful, you can swear it feels like a chestburster. Except it bursts out of your ass, hence the name.
Usually happens when you're constipated.

A: Vacate the toilet already man, it's been half an hour already!
B: I've got a chestburster coming out of my ass!
A: LOL, an assburster. Good luck, bro.

by Nappko February 21, 2017

AssbusterJimmy

When I bust on the schoolbus drivers pussy

AssbusterJimmy be raeging!

by TrumpTheKiđkissingSexoffenđer. October 18, 2020

Assbutter

Assbutter is the fluid, non-fecal secretion discharged from the rectum and spread in circumference of the anus. Usually caused by an extensive intake of alcoholic beverages and/or spicy foods, Assbutter can in extreme cases cause a seemingly insurmountable desire to itch.

After my last three-day party binge, I have a severe case of assbutter today. The itch is driving me absolutely crazy and I feel like cleaning my asshole with a Brillo pad.

by Dr Wolfgan P Hansi March 13, 2020