Ashton Irwin

a fucking daddy and is the god of banging... drums

Michael Clifford girl: awe, Michael is such a kitten
Luke Hemmings girl: awe, Luke is such a penguin
Calum Hood girl: awe, Calum is such a puppy
Ashton Irwin girl aka me: holy fuck, Ashton is such a daddy.

by broken boy meets broken girl October 2, 2017

asthenia

1. The breakdown of life in space. An astronaut losing all hope and feeling that his/her return to Earth will not make any kind of difference to anyone.

2. Track 10 on the self-titled album by blink-182. A truly amazing song.

Floating above Earth alone in the car-sized space capsule, the astronaut began to doubt that anyone cared about him and contemplated never returning.

by Samson473 April 30, 2005

Ashtin

A person you can depend on. Usually have dirty blonde to brunette hair. They are extremely gorgeous. The may have a checkered past but they try to out it behind them. Ashtins can be extremely nice but don't mess with them, they'll fight they need to. Never let an Ashtin go. You WILL regret it.

*girl* Man, Ashtin is such a great friend!
*Guy* yeah. I shouldn't have broken up with her...
*Girl* YEAH YOU SHOULDN'T HAVE!

by Trustworthyperson1 April 20, 2017

ashton kutcher

Demi Moore's bitch.

You're dating my mom? Man, you're such an Ashton Kutcher.

by Kurutsu February 8, 2004

Ashen

A Sri Lankan name for an intelligent boy. Usually polite but can be one of the sassiest people on earth. Needs to stop buying facial products. You won’t regret meeting an ashen.

Ashen is very handsome.
Ashen took me to the grocery store.

by Shalalaladodoboomboom June 16, 2020

Ashtead

Ashtead. Quite Possibly the greatest large village/commuter town/London surburb in the United Kingdon. Ashtead has population of 13,494 and boasts three pubs, a duck pond and a recently opened Tesco Express. Oh, and Joe Strummer went to school in Ashtead. Cool or what? To get there its Junction 9 on the M25. Please drive carefully thorugh our village.

6 year old child: Mum, can we go to Ashtead instead of Disneyland for our summer holidays this year?

Mum: Oh, alright then but only as a treat.

Dad: Darling have you paid the car insurance? We are driving thorugh Ashtead.

by Muckle Flugga November 8, 2008

asthenophilia

an attraction or fetish for fainting/weakness

An asthenophiliac enjoys when others are in a position of vulnerability.

by failsafe June 12, 2014