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Assortion

Noun. A collection consisting of various kinds. An assorted list of something. Essentially, noun form of the adjective 'assorted'.
"The store down the street has a pretty good assortion of birthday cards."

"Do you mean like...it has like, cards for different individuals, like birthday cards for cousins, for mothers, humorous cards...?"

"Yep, that's precisely what assortion means! It's the same as assortment but I like assortion better cause it's more intuitive, like collection from collect, assortion from assort right."

"Ah...whatever man."
by UrbanTown May 8, 2014
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A box of assorted creams

A box of assorted creams, when a vagina has many different specimins of Gism, man milk, boy butter, population paste inside, or has had in the past.
Having a box of assorted creams indicates a large ammount of fucking partners.
Donna has a box of assorted creams, she has been poked by half of sydney.
by janes labiela. April 15, 2009
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Assortion

It’s what people say when they mean “Assortmentand they say “Assortion” instead.
“Kids in grade 3 have just a random assortion of colours in their pencil case.”
by László the Wordkeeper February 23, 2019
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Assortative mating

Assortative mating is the art of fat people procreating with others of the same body type. Eventually this leads to a population that is large and in charge.
Dude! Look at that fat couple! They shouldn't be allowed to have kids, they should ban assortative mating.
by kyle cota June 28, 2006
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Assortments

A term created by my mom to describe the crazy weirdos and mental people that you see on downtown city streets. You will find assortments in every major city. Although, Philadelphia seems to have a lot of them. The assortments like to congregate near main city streets, tourist areas, convention centers and public transportation stations.

Sometimes, the assortments will ask you for money. Other times, they walk down the streets arguing or muttering something to themselves. They are completely mental so it's best to avoid them and not give them anything.
My mom would tell me to be careful downtown and to watch out for the assortments on Market Street.
by addhead14 November 12, 2011
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assorted meat

i asked jenny if she wanted a sub........she said yes.....i want assorted........i said ok you like assorted meat...she said "ya....asian guy in one hole...black guy in another"
by ryker501 August 15, 2011
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assorted drinks

what you do when someone says something really gay...
by JFlack February 27, 2003
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