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Artificiate 

1. The verb form of artificial; to create something by human means.

2. Human fabrication of a tension, situation, or feeling typically appealing to the common citizen/follower intended to cause or prevent conflict.
1. The human invention of the automobile was an artificiated machine intended to transport people.

2. The information conflicts between news outlets artificiate a tension of distinct good and evil people.
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Artist of The Decade

Taylor Swift is not only the artist of the decade but also the music industry
Artist of The Decade by gwsstantwt October 17, 2020

Piss Artist 

Piss Artist

A savant of drinking, someone who makes it look like an art form, a true patron when it comes to sinking piss. Someone who can down 24 beers and carry on like a champion.
"Man Cory is such a Piss Artist he makes drinking an art form, he's way ahead of his time.
Piss Artist by Dr.Tipple September 27, 2018

Artist's Hands 

When one's hands are constantly covered in marker ink, paint, and other mediums that don't always wash off well with soap and water; commonly seen in kindergartners.
BILLY, DON'T YOU DARE TOUCH THE FURNITURE WITH THOSE ARTIST'S HANDS!!!
Artist's Hands by crazypaintubes November 26, 2009

artist hours 

Working on your own time, usually weird hours.
"Man I worked artist hours on my homework last night. 3 in the afternoon to 2 am. Damn."
artist hours by Screamation December 13, 2008
One who has the ability to transfer life onto any surface by the magic of brain/eye to hand coordination.
Those who can paint realistically or not are artists for they transfer life onto a surface such as paper or canvas.

Drawing is a form of artistry.
artist by RuffledRaven March 12, 2013

Bullshit Artist 

A true master of verbal fascade. A deceptive fuck that gets off on selling people worthless info as it were fact.


To reach this ultimate level of mastery the bullshiter becomes convinced that at he or she is completely on the level at least 95% of the time ...
Bullshit artist comes back from the gym

"Man that was a hard work out. I benched out 180... a hot chick was checking my shit out.. she said "Your shit is nice". No doubt i'll score"

Bullshit Artist by Hardout April 10, 2009