Appetissert

A portmanteau of 'appetizer' and 'dessert'; having a dessert food as an appetizer before a meal (i.e. breakfast, brunch, lunch, & dinner)

I'm fine man, just had a little appetissert before dinner, is all.

by JMReader December 25, 2021

shoveling appetizers

When you and your lover go to a place like Applebees and cram the appetizers in each other' s buttcheeks to eat it out later.

The young couple was bored so they decided on a night of shoveling appetizers at the local Applebee's

by silverspoon catcradle November 4, 2016

Alabama Appetizers

The leftover pieces of food after you poop. Very prevalent after a nice corn dinner or after a tangy orange slice.

“In looking forward to some Alabama appetizers before I go to bed.”

by ScooptyPoop October 15, 2019

no appetizers just entrees

Skipping that foreplay bullshit (appetizers) and jumping right into sex ( the entree).

Guy 1: Yo man did she blow you before you fucked her?

Guy 2: Nah man, no appetizers just entrees.

Guy 1: What?

Guy 2: Fuck foreplay man, I dove right in and got it

by macmanjeff1992 November 25, 2010

Swanson Appetite

A tall lanky white guy who loves to eat pussy. Swanson
Pussy is his appetite and that is all he craves and will not stop until he's had enough which is most likely never.

Look, he's got a swanson appetite!

by Billl Cosby April 12, 2008

going out for appetizers

a casual, no-strings-attached hookup.

guy 1: Stephanie is lookin good tonight. Is she single these days?
guy 2: I'm not sure, but if it were up to me, we'd be going out for appetizers tonight.

by littlewanton September 23, 2011

APPetite

The insatiable desire for newer and more inane iPhone and iTouch apps, driven by their short-lived novelty

Kyle: "Dude lemme play that BubbleWrap app."
Joe: "Naw man i deleted that shit. The APPetite hit me."
Kyle: "God, i fucking hate you."

by manic_prometheus June 11, 2009