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Anatome

a solo song by Jaime Preciado, a member of Pierce the Veil. You can find it on his Myspace.
Girl: "Have you heard the song Anatome by Jaime?"
Girl 2: "Yeah, it's totally cray!"
by Jenny Lollipop August 10, 2012
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Jennifer Aniston

An American "actress" who plays stock characters in all movies. All of roles are interchangeable and meager at best.
No wonder Brad Pitt strayed. He got bored with Jennifer Aniston.
by Urban Nomad March 3, 2011
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jennifer aniston

A completely overrated celebrity both in terms of looks and acting ability (or lack thereof).

For some reason, the media has dubbed her to be a beauty queen when she's far from it. She looks like a lollipop to begin with - a HUGE head on top of a skeletal body. She has a big nose, a huge jutting jaw, and thin lips. Her facial features don't match up, and are downright ugly. Thank god her hair saves her, but only somewhat.

In terms of acting, she'll be remembered as playing a fashionable airhead for 10 years. Her filmography is an absolute joke as the roles she chooses have zero depth, emotion, vulnerability or she resorts back to being 'Rachel' which is the only thing she knows to do.

She's more famous for being married to Brad Pitt (another ugly overrated actor) and having great hair than she is being a good actress.
I seriously think people need their eyes examined if they think she's gorgeous. She's dog ugly!!
by ps March 21, 2005
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Angtoria

Angtoria is a Black/Gothic/Symphonic Metal band composed of British singer Sarah Jezebel Deva, Swedish brothers Chris Rehn, Tommy Rehn, Dave Pybus, and John Henriksson, .
Angtoria is an insanely awesome band, they rock!
by _Tammy_ August 29, 2007
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Anitok

The unloved brother of Anime tiktok.
Anitok is basically spedup Yeat. N-words. Incest jokes. Ichigo screams and ratios.
If you see one Anitok video thats basically what the rest of Anitok is.
Most common words there are "fr. W. L. Bozo. Ratio. Insert Anime Character here Solos insert Anime here no diff. Mid.
Occasionally you'll come across Edits. Which are good.

If you want a good example of "Anitok sounds" search "finding racial slur sounds pt 2"
Person A. Ngl animal TikTok is kinda fire.
Person B. I agree.
L opinion. L comment. Fatherless anitok carries tiktok L everything 😹😹😹😹😹
by Lunar-sama's guard November 30, 2021
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Anitology

The worship of curvy women with big butts
I worship anitology
by Hot weenie October 29, 2020
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Anatolian Corkscrew

A sexual act in which the passive partner sits on the blades of a modified ceiling fan and the active partner penetrates her from below. If done properly and with sufficient lubrication, this arrangement should cause mutual delight as the gentle rotation of the ceiling fan causes her to "corkscrew" in place on his phallus.

The Anatolian Corkscrew was invented by Sultan Abdülmecid I of the Ottoman Empire, and first actuated in 1852, in the city of İzmit. Of course, the Sultan did not use a ceiling fan, because ceiling fans were not yet known to the Ottomans at that time. Instead, he had his carpenters build a bespoke spinner from imported larch wood. There has been some speculation as to whom His Majesty first boinked on the contraption, but most historians agree that it was not his then most recent (and, in fact, twentieth) wife, Serfiraz Hanımefendi. Her preferences tended towards the vanilla.
Bill impressed Alice by assembling a bespoke ceiling fan with five polished larchwood blades and installing it in their bedroom. That night, Alice told Bill she wanted to try the Anatolian corkscrew. When comprehension dawned on him, Bill went promptly to the hardware store, picked up the supplies he needed, and set to work lowering the fan.
by Epic Tetus February 28, 2015
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