prison soap antique

(n.) A priceless and fragile antique. The term is used by employers of handlers to remind people that if they drop the ming vase or statue, they get fucked. In the rear. Very hard.

This is a prison soap antique; remember what'll happen if you drop it.

by Gumba Gumba June 11, 2006

Antique

To take a handful of flour and throw it in somebody's face while they are sleeping (preferably with a hangover). With the addition of recent technology, documentation of antiquing has increased tenfold. Popular doumentation methods include photography, but better yet, video.

1. Let's go antique his ass!

2. Frank got antiqued SO bad, we even got it on video! Oh shit lemme see.

3.
Person1: Oh shit I can't believe you guys did this... shit man.
Person2: You got yo ass ANTIQUED frizank!

by noodles April 2, 2003

[aniquila]

a word that is used by puerto ricans mainly Johnny Prez which means a girl

Johnny: Aniquila con tu movimiento mortal

Me: damn i wish i could say that

by kingecua1 August 2, 2008

antique collector

Any young man who likes to actively date OLDER women.

Mark is 23 and dating Lisa who is 49. Mark is a freaking "antique collector".

by Titus F5 June 24, 2016

stolen antique photos

The one thing you cant replace.

John Mulaney "why do you have these stolen antique photos?"
Alex "Because its the one thing you cant replace"

by BandMan420 November 18, 2019

antique roadshow

Grannie giving grandpa road head

you can put a dollar value on the antique roadshow but you can't put a dollar value on geriatric road head. An oldie buta goodie

by Sunshine9838 February 4, 2010

antique scrode show

A PBS series surrounding the examination, valuation, and fraud identification of really old ball sacks.

"Git yer ass down here, the Antique Scrode Show live from Naples, Florida is about to start!"

by teej October 16, 2003