Fuckbuddy and a half

More than a fuckbuddy but not quite your official boyfriend/girlfriend. You can date them or just hookup. And it's probably not exclusive.

Victor and I like to hang out in addition to sex. I guess that makes him my "fuckbuddy and a half."

by Papisicle April 9, 2010

Fail and a half

When one performs a fail, but a fail that is so utterly horrible, that a half is necessary to be added.

Ashley: "Hey, Timmy, I have THE best dance moves like ever dude. You wanna see?"
*Ashley begins doing the moonwalk, then tumbles backwards down three flights of stairs*

Timmy: "HAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA that was a fail and a half!"

by IJustAteAGrapeAndJizzInMyPants April 6, 2010

dickhead and a half

An absolute dickhead who has performed an unbelievable act of dickheadism, therefore deserves to be called a "dickhead and a half" which is much more offensive than just saying "you're a dickhead"

Hey Bob! I raped your girlfriend last night bro!

Wtf you dickhead and a half. Im gonna bash ya you bloody spastic

by dickweed432 May 23, 2016

Bear-and-a-Half

The worst creature you will ever meet. It is a normal short-faced bear with the front half of a second emerging from the center of its back. It runs at speeds exceeding 287 miles per hour, can manipulate human thought processes, shoots lightning, defies gravity, and can alter past events. It also has the power to give itself whatever new abilities it sees fit, but these appear to be his most frequently used ones.

If you see one, be prepared to be dead within 5 seconds ago.

Holy shit, it's a bear-and-a-half!

by Ice Boundary June 15, 2011

A bitch and a half

someone (usually a female) who is so rude, mean, or generally disliked that just plain Bitch doesn't cover it, but since they are one person, cannot be defined in the plural; Bitches

that girl is a bitch and a half!

by awa1019 July 28, 2005

A stick and a half

One and a half million dollars

— How much do you think one of these condos sets you back?
— A stick and a half, at least!
million money dollars half

by LuizLeitao January 5, 2016

A bitch and a half

when some one is being so annoying, bitchy, jackassish, and difficult to the point of insanity.

"oh my lord, your being a bitch and a half right now"

by Jon Sanders November 20, 2004