The Hitachi Analysis 1920

On May 12th 1920 Dimitri Hitachi, a great unrecognized scientist, artist and engineer, posted his analysis and research papers on how all matter is made energy, and all energy is made up of pure materials known as Adhitness. The density of Adhitness determines its Frequency, Speed etc. and is a core part in later research and theories developed by Sir Dimitri. With adhitness being great one can say that it will be matter and not energy anymore. Adhitivity also determines electronegativity of atoms as well as proves the main reason life exists.

1. Wow Quantum Theory is pretty easy compared to The Hitachi Analysis 1920
2. I agree it looks simple but there is much more to it but it also proves several research theories!

by Dimitri Hitachi January 29, 2022

complex analysis

The course that an undergraduate mathematics and/or physics major must take at some point in their four year degree program. The purpose of this course is to cognitively bitch slap the shit out of the young and aspiring mathematician until he collapses into a deep, comatose like depression. At this point, the young mathematician begins to question concepts like the number zero, and its relationship to the amount of love received by his/her parents, the amount of attention received from the opposite sex, the amount of intelligence which resides within the capacities of their own mind, etc. Some classical analogues of this course are as follows: "getting stiff armed by Gerome Bettis while receiving a left hook from Tyson; having a homeless person give you his change, because he felt you needed it more; getting dunked on by a kid in a wheelchair; childbirth; Learning that your mother gave birth to you while taking a dump; catching a line drive down center field with your face; running through a gauntlet of ninjas, all of whom can round-house kick sand into glass." and last but not least, "its like taking 100 tabs of ecstasy while journeying to the center of existence"

Steve--"Hey Dave, how do you think you did on that Complex Analysis test?", Dave--"Dude, i got raped.", Steve-- "indeed, was it everything you had hoped for?" , Dave-- "yeah man, and more."

by kaioken x base of natrl logs June 20, 2011

Analysis

Analysis comes from anal (of the ass) and the ysis part correlates to kidney dialysis, in which bad stuff is removed from the body. So "analysis" would pretty much mean "talking out of one's ass."

You can't spell analysis without anal

by dildo777 July 26, 2019

sports analyst

Anybody who gets paid a hefty sum to sit on their ass in front of a camera and give their "analyzation" of whatever sport under scrutiny. The analyzation usually consists of their own damn opinion. Most sports analysts in todays age consists of an old player of a particular sport because they either 1) need the money, 2) miss seeing their damn face on the tv screen, or 3) miss getting hot pussy with no effort.

Every mindless fuck could be a sports analyst in today's world.

by atmag06 June 2, 2005

phone ring analysis

when you call someone and they don't answer so you count the number of rings to tell if theyre either ignoring you, have their phone turned off, or if they just didnt get to their phone in time

no rings and goes straight to voicemail means theyre phone is turned off when you called.

5 or 6 rings means they just couldnt get to their phone

anything less than 3 rings means they looked at their caller id and chose to ignore

She's still mad at me because i used a phone ring analysis after i called her and it rang only once so she ignored my call

by hardhitr3 August 11, 2009

Application Support Analyst

This is an individual that will deal primarily with anything the client is too lazy to figure out on their own. He will attempt to find out, through testing and research (RTFM), if the clients issue is a bug. Most common cause is lazy, under trained clients that process transactions incorrectly and don’t know why they are incorrect. He will also be called on to participate in client calls that the CSM’s can’t handle on their own, QA work, training, implementation, writing knowledge base articles, writing up bugs and anything else that the rest of the company does not want to do. These individuals can be found in the break room during a 3 hr lunch; watching “Rock of Love”, playing Wii and getting a massage. If they are “working” at their desks; listen for individuals screaming “not it” when client calls come in. They are also known to be utterly useless on Fridays; commonly smelling of hops and barely. If you encounter one of these individuals make sure to not make eye contact, ask for any help or seem happy for any reason; as they have been known to completely destroy other people via IM

Client: Hi, I am having a problem with my software can you help?
Application Support Analyst: Are you a client? If so, enter a ticket and I will get to it when you are considered a high priority client.
Client: How do I do that?
Application Support Analyst: Your manager has to call and bitch more to my manager.

by Miles Mayhem May 8, 2008

Analysys

When someone gives an answer or makes an observation, of an object, event or situation that has happened or could happen, covered in very good detail.

As Dani, Hassan and Leo were having a conversation, Dani was secretly trying to convince hassan to buy something from him, Leo spots this then tells the others of this observation which he has made. This is 'Analysys mode'.

Dani comes into the house, pretending he is in a bad mood, while sitting and talking to Leo, Hassan picks up on Dani's movements and actions, he then analyzed the situation, then says Dani was faking the bad mood. This is analysis mode

by leok2 January 22, 2014