Analist

A person who specializes in anal

Hey I heard Mike was quite the analist

by lotion man October 23, 2015

Analysis Paralysis

Analysis Paralysis is the total inability to reach a decision. Found often in the business and corporate setting. Usually a condition caused by nit picking managers and owners. The primary source is management/owner requests for more information, reports, studies, statistics, evaluations, opinion, and research on a subject. All of this requested research and study is accompanied by endless, mindless, discussions in multiple meetings regarding the subject and the compiled information. The end result is no decision is made because the efforts placed to garner information and hold endless meetings and discussions are viewed a progress on the subject matter.

Hey did management ever decide if we were going to get extra donuts on donut day? Are you kidding me? They spent $2,000 on a cost analysis, accounting is still crunching cost figures and they have been discussing it for 9 months. It is in the company's usual state of total analysis paralysis.

by Eaton Holgoode June 16, 2009

Analys

A beautiful Girl Generally sporty. Any guy would die for. blue, gray or green eyes. Tends to be sexual. Major flirt also a major tease.

Guy 1:"She wears the tightest shirts"
Guy 2:"Yea but she dosent do anything"
Guy 1:"What a tease"
Guy 1:"Thats an Analys fo you"

by threebearwestwind October 25, 2010

Reflective Analysis

Another bullshit assignment given to students by nursing professors. Normally completed before the care plan is due. It is meant to reflect your own feelings about a certain situation, but we all know half that shit is made up.

Joe: Do you have a reflective analysis topic yet?
Jane: No, I'll make it up.

by A. Orta February 25, 2011

analasticity

The condition or property of an anus being elastic; anal flexibility.

The measure of how far one's asshole is capable of stretching.

Porn director: We're looking for a girl with very good analasticity.

Porn starlet: That's me! I can fit 4 cocks in my ass at once!

by Paultera January 13, 2009

analytical chemistry

1.) n. The bastard child of statistics and general chemistry
2.) v. It is used to express poor performance in the afforementioned subject.

1.) I am sick of standard deviations and errors, I hate analytical chemistry.

2.) Person 1: How was the exam last night.
Person 2: It was Analytical Chemistry.
Person 1: Ouch... sorry to hear that.

by Skeez Adams September 19, 2008

analysize

the same as analyze except for people who can't say it correctly

I gotta go analysize this poem.

by Tyler Lindahl February 19, 2008