american thighs

Thick, sexy, full-bodied, rounded out thighs and hips. Typically found on American women due to diet and culture.

She was knockin' me out with those American thighs!
Damn that girl has American thighs!

by Lillypot July 21, 2015

Tea Party Patriots Official American Grassroots Movement

A corporate-funded astroturf campaign disguised as a grass roots movement. A movement who's main objective is to further enrich the top 1% through various subversive means such as cutting the top tax rate (which is already the lowest it's been since the 1920s), and which has little agenda otherwise.

The Tea Party Patriots Official American Grassroots Movement is actually just a disingenuous attempt by the billionaire Koch brothers and Fox News to shift the country's economic policy further in favor of wealthy, powerful elites, ignoring the fact that such policies under George Dubya led to the Great Recession.

by big gubmint librul October 21, 2011

I thought this was America

Something you shout at the police as they arrest you for getting drunk and starting fights at your son's little league game.

"For what? Arresting me for what? I'm not allowed to stand up for myself? I thought this was America. Huh? Isn't this America? I'm sorry, I thought this was America."

by TontoTheScalper July 18, 2016

Gold Bless America

US Corporations are emerging as the new religion of the 21st century. Bow before the alter of finance, power, greed and corruption - where monetary policy replaces prayer, and redemption arrives only when Wall Street results exceed analysts' expectations.

CFO: "If we can successfully promote 3,800 full time staff to the Adaptive-NS contract position of consultant resource specialist before the end of the year, we should easily beat the street, and I have every expectation this will be reflected in the common stock - well before the "B" Options expiration's date."

CEO: "That means a bonus equivalent of almost 25 million before the end of the year? Am I correct?"

CFO: "Yes sir. Indeed, you are correct."

CEO: "Well then, let's get those staff "promotions" completed before the holidays. Can you do that?"

CFO: "Yes sir. I already have a meeting scheduled with HR."

CEO: "Gold Bless America!"

by HR Adaptive-NS Consultant October 13, 2009

American Sized

Since America is the most obese country, then anything huge would be considered American Sized. To include women, big SUVs, value meals, etc.

At the mall
Me: Ugh! Check out tubs over there!
You: Dude she's huge!
Me: Nah, she's just American Sized.

At the fast food restaurant
Cashier: Med or Large?
Me: American Sized!

by Chaimberlainiii July 20, 2010

Crimson American

Politically correct: red hair, pale skin, freckles.

-Well, he's not exactly white. He's Crimson American.

-Mah' Crimson American.

-Ginger?

-It's Crimson American.

by T o f t June 8, 2014

Leysin American School

One of the most expensive, elite, boarding schools in the world. Divided by nationalities, it is a school filled with rich loyal russians, an overload of loud mexicans and a fun group of brazilians and an invisible but huge group of chinese. Literally the chinese take most of the school up but no one notices. The school issues the stupidest infractions over coming to check in 1 min late. Although travel weekend or 'leave' keep the students sane with Java club, long weekends to Barcelona, Monaco, London and Paris. Get ready to have your student account drained by the Otts. Leysin American School is described as the getaway but also the prison.

"Damn, he's from Leysin American School"

by bigbootyenergy November 30, 2018