The Alvarez Dick Suckers

What I call homo-sapiens who know the Spartans prayer: "Achilles, the frequency Auditor. Born by hands and killed by feet because he was so endowed in the trench that he was laid to rest so a female can portray the rest" and are addicted to abscesses.

Person 1: Do you know the Spartans prayer and are addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: The Alvarez Dick Suckers

by Abreathofaversaillian January 23, 2025

terry alvarez

She has a heart of gold. Beautiful person. Alway's on the go
Loves music.

Alway's on the go. That is Terry Alvarez

by anonymous November 23, 2021

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by InterpersonalCommunication February 22, 2025

Luis Walter Alvarez

Luis Walter Alvarez (also known as "Senor Balls") was a man who discovered testicles and ejaculation, and figured out how to get erected by grandmas/men. By the end of the day, Senor Balls, ejaculated for a total of 42,734 times in a day, making him the record holder for most times ejaculated in a day. The recent world record was recorded to be 23,834 times in one day, Senor Balls times that by 2.

person 1: "have you heard of Luis Walter Alvarez?"
person 2: "you mean Senor Balls? he holds the world record of ejaculations!"

by theonethatscool October 28, 2021

Mrs. Alvarez

A teacher that gives us a blooket every day then gives us a whole worksheet wil fractions and decimals

Oh Mrs. Alvarez! We just did a blooket! Why do we have to do 30 questions and its due at the end of class!

by Squidondrugs May 19, 2022

Albenis alvarez

The beast boy u can find loves to chat he has a temper soo chill out with him a littel fuck boy but he makes it look good love u no matter what he olso got a big dick

Albenis alvarez is o lit dude

by Inana November 23, 2017

Gabe Alvarez

Touching a girl without consent; groping, touching, getting into people's face who are half his size, etc

Dude, did you see John yesterday? He totally pulled a Gabe Alvarez
Yeah, not cool. Especially since she has a boyfriend

by Biggie niggie cheese May 7, 2019