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Queen Of Alternative

is Billie Eyelashes the queen of alternative?
no, The only answer is Lana Del Rey!
by jedé September 13, 2020
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Alternating Asses

A little known technique for fitting the max amount of people into the backseat of a car. If done properly, 4 maybe even 5 people will be able to comfortably ride in a 3 person backseat.

It consists of having the first person who gets in the back seat sitting with their ass either touching the backrest(as you would normally ride) or sitting with their ass as close to the edge of the seat(and as far from the backrest) as possible. From their, everyone alternates ass to front ass to back until you can't fit anymore people.

This is proven effective.
"Dude I don't know if I can give all of you a ride"-Guy 1

"It's chill we'll just sit with alternating asses and be good to go."-Guy 2
by alcanic April 26, 2009
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Alternaphobia

The fear of people named Alterna and/or the word Alterna

Alternaphobia is a type of phobia that originated from the 'True Godverse Wiki', the users of the wiki had a fear of their article being deleted by an admin named Alterna due to their page being total bullshit.

The first person to ever have this phobia is 'H5_67', the official CEO of the phobia being Esalt.
Person 1: 'I hope my article doesn't get deleted by alterna'
Person 2: 'Oh, so you have Alternaphobia too huh?'
by H5_67: ZA WARUDO ACT69 September 3, 2022
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afternoon wood

The same as morning wood, except it's when you wake up late (usually in the afternoon)
Dude, I woke up at almost 1 PM and I have some MAJOR afternoon wood!
by Smokey McJoints December 14, 2009
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Queen of Alternative

Lana Del Rey.

This is not even up for debate. Her impact in the music industry is unmatched. Billie Eilish, Melanie Martinez, Halsey, and other copycats desperately want to be her.
“I’m listening to Ultraviolence by the queen of alternative.”

“The queen of alternative was robbed at the 2020 Grammys! Norman Fucking Rockwell is the album of the decade!”
by littleharlottt September 12, 2020
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Good Afternoon

The most vile and unforgiving insult one could possibly utter in the 1800’s. Compared to the modern day “fuck you” or “eat shit”
Excuse me sir, could you spare just a bit of chowder? It’s been a bug to get a meal since the factory up and shut down.

Why don’t you get a job? There will be no hand outs or free bites. Good Afternoon to you sir.
by Unlimitedpower November 21, 2022
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Alternative facts

What you call a lie when you are so afraid of accepting the truth that you call blatant lies "facts". Also known as complete and utter bullshit.
Tom was not aware that there was not a child pedophile ring taking place in a non-existent basement, he was using alternative facts.
by Beardman01 January 22, 2017
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