Alpacaring

The moment when you spit on your penis before insertion

Emma watched Shane Alpacaring, she know what was coming.

by frankzappa69 March 5, 2015

alpaca smacka

Female donkey punch from the front. This is where, during missionary, the female will distract the male with sexy banter and then surprise the male with a right (or left) hook to the temple. This prolongs the experience and further arouses the female who is into rough play. The male will often be disoriented and have to concentrate extra hard on the task at hand.

Yo! Did you hear about the Craig Machine? He took home that bar skank last night and in mid plow, that chic full on Alpaca Smacka’ed him! Almost broke his orbital socket. Make fun of him the next time you see him.

by The Iracorn February 24, 2023

alpaca

the worlds greatest animal. this is so because jesus chose an alpaca to ride to the area we now know as the united states. the alpaca was his "godly animal" of choice because the alpaca could walk across water, fly if it really loved you, and could reach speeds up to the speed of sound on foot. be sure to get down and chant the following phrase if you see an alpaca: "shama ghala eh oh calla, shama ghala eh oh calla." the phrase means "pray to the almighty animal of god!"

jesus rode the almighty alpaca

by JOJIO751 November 28, 2007

alpaca

the greatest animal that will dominate the world after we destroy ourselves .the alpacas will create underground chambers to survive in while we destroy humans and all minor species. while in these chambers.they will discover cold fusion and and engineer new species to live on the earth

the narwhal will asist the alpaca in their universal conquest starting with the earth

by jeby144 April 28, 2009

chia alpaca

A vreally cool pet in Peru. Just add agua!

Here comes Wally Marshall with his Chia Alpaca leaving green slime like whole grain oils on the floor.

by Wally Marshall November 3, 2007

Alpaca

The most mischievous animal on the face of the earth. Alpacas are behind aaaalll things devious. Your lost ipod, the gum in your hair, everything. FEAR THE ALPACAS!!

The alpacas stole my lunch money

by A_jar_squid January 26, 2010

It's an alpaca, dumbass.

Used to show annoyance with somebody’s blatant stupidity. The item need not be an actual alpaca.

1) Dude, you have a camel in your backyard.
2) It's an alpaca, dumbass.

1) *points at paperclip* Look at that staple!
2) It's an alpaca, dumbass. *rolls eyes*

by alpacadumbass March 30, 2011